tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post6777660976880986279..comments2024-03-18T01:29:51.116+05:30Comments on My Tumbling Thoughts to the World: Screwing up the English Language again!Suruchihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-62892526721996517842010-01-06T20:54:44.149+05:302010-01-06T20:54:44.149+05:30Hey Sobhit..yup an English teacher...and yup..had ...Hey Sobhit..yup an English teacher...and yup..had to re-read ur comment twice before grasping on most of the stuff there..without fumbling;-)<br />Phew...!But then had an experience of checking an exam paper once in the same lingo n survived...so I guess there was no fear that just a paragraph here would kill me:-)<br /><br />Thank u for the full marks...yiyyeeee...I finally got an A+...hehe...no people...not the adult certificate...u guys can continue to read this space...;)<br /><br />P.S.Spelling mistakes n short hand mistakes?...huh?What spelling n short hand mistakes?;-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-42855661366831949492010-01-06T15:39:16.324+05:302010-01-06T15:39:16.324+05:30ROFL... ur an english teacher??interesting.. am al...ROFL... ur an english teacher??interesting.. am alwaz advcd here n der by my frnd n ppl arnd 2 write less of sms lingo..i meant linguage :P.. n more of proper complete words... but guess not easy 2gv up on bad habits... i wonder how my school english teachrs wud feel if dey cud read how i write :P.... but nvrdless cant beat ur students who go on wid j hooking up wid aunty.. hahahahhahaha must say sm creatv n really innovatv kids u teaching.. des mite end up makin d english men learn language 4m dem :P :P.... full marks 2ur blog 4m me... only am not a teachr but feels gud givin marks 2 a teachr :P :P<br />wid an excellent remark 2 .. cya n keep postin<br />n plz spare my spelling mistks n shrt handsobhithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802261027381408336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-78277909208572733122010-01-02T10:00:11.182+05:302010-01-02T10:00:11.182+05:30Anjali Masi...
Thanks...
Wow...I am glowing with t...Anjali Masi...<br />Thanks...<br />Wow...I am glowing with the compliment...wondering if it is because I light up every day's..it is love or is it dove...;)<br /><br />Right now..right here...it's u...<br />Thank u:-)<br />Happy 2010 to u too!:-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-75451007122734719462010-01-02T03:02:38.852+05:302010-01-02T03:02:38.852+05:30U are hilarious kid....I'm still rocking with ...U are hilarious kid....I'm still rocking with laughter, you light up every1s day for sure :)<br />Happy 2010 !!Periodical Memoirshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14572014307106090213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-67746782583189479692010-01-01T14:53:15.718+05:302010-01-01T14:53:15.718+05:30Hi Niraj
Thanks...
I hope I didn't trouble the...Hi Niraj<br />Thanks...<br />I hope I didn't trouble the bones too much;)Waise my pleasure always:-)<br />Wish u a very prosperous new year too...n loads of cheer n contentment:-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-21219183660629320282010-01-01T11:51:10.448+05:302010-01-01T11:51:10.448+05:30quite tickling to the bones...nice one..and wish y...quite tickling to the bones...nice one..and wish you a happy and prosperous new year!!Mr. "Niraj" Lemonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05894815351420279975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-48524998709581292602009-12-31T21:04:49.451+05:302009-12-31T21:04:49.451+05:30Hey Sudhir...
Like always..great to hear a complim...Hey Sudhir...<br />Like always..great to hear a compliment from someone so deep and witty as u...<br />:-)smiling n smiling:-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-3989312455114181412009-12-31T16:42:31.735+05:302009-12-31T16:42:31.735+05:30Hi Most hilarious read. reading reading got knots ...Hi Most hilarious read. reading reading got knots in my stomach. <br />now dont laugho me any more.Sudhir Kekrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16651500208090312320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-39320508354143420582009-12-28T20:03:46.480+05:302009-12-28T20:03:46.480+05:30Hi Ankur...
Ji bilkul...pssssst karke the name for...Hi Ankur...<br />Ji bilkul...pssssst karke the name for u for sure...khaas aapke liye;)<br /><br />Aur meine aapko kab check kiya yaar...u n me are ek he thaali ke chatte batte...<br />I never mind u...just as u never mind me;)<br />Besides u need a mind to mind and we both have lost that;)<br />Thanks...love ur "blog goddess" title;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-9839488869400991972009-12-28T15:02:40.386+05:302009-12-28T15:02:40.386+05:30next time i meet u i want to get the name of MADA...next time i meet u i want to get the name of <b> MADAM X </b> ....and oh btw....in USA (thats United states of America) not Under Skirt Area....they dont check the spelling at all...they go by the sentence making sense....i think it makes sense...and yes no more writing and spellings from my side cos then u will have a chance to correct me every now and often.....<br /><br />Very good write up and quite intresting......(dont mind intresting ki spelling i know its wrong.....).....KEEP IT UP blog goddessAnkur "AQIS" Narulanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-44657016772785966322009-12-28T14:29:29.689+05:302009-12-28T14:29:29.689+05:30TO ADD TO THE MAD HUMOUR:
This is a collection of...TO ADD TO THE MAD HUMOUR:<br /><br />This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by<br />people in various places of India.<br /><br />1. A student's leave letter :<br />"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage i cannot attend the<br />class...."<br />--------------------------------------------- 2. A candidate's application :<br />"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist<br />and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past<br />several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.<br />--------------------------------------------- 3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows :<br />Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my<br />wife.<br />Please sanction me one-week leave.<br />--------------------------------------------- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :<br />"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I<br />may<br />not return, please grant me half day casual leave"<br />--------------------------------------------- 5. A leave letter to the headmaster :<br />"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.<br />I request you to leave me today"<br />--------------------------------------------- 6. An incident of a leave letter :<br />"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."<br />--------------------------------------------- 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :<br />As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.<br />--------------------------------------------- 8. A covering note :<br />"I am enclosed herewith..."<br />--------------------------------------------- 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept :<br />As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,<br />please grant me 10 days leave.<br />--------------------------------------------- 10. Actual letter written for application of leave :<br />"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband<br />at home I may be granted leave".<br />--------------------------------------------- 11. Letter writing :<br />"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."<br />--------------------------------------------- 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who<br />was<br />performing his daughter's wedding :<br /><br />"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-63409501713752514232009-12-28T13:15:51.196+05:302009-12-28T13:15:51.196+05:30@Sulagna...thanks babes...
Colourful logon ke colo...@Sulagna...thanks babes...<br />Colourful logon ke colourful pasand...hehe..sounds like a corny Pan Parag ad or something;)<br /><br />It takes one hawt one to know another;)<br />N I don't know about the dhobi...but the rest of the people in this orbit are at a high risk of losing it soon...<br />Highly infectious, so stay guarded;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-76871657819775606882009-12-28T13:09:10.591+05:302009-12-28T13:09:10.591+05:30Malpani...u are too good yaar...
U to be reading ...Malpani...u are too good yaar...<br /><br />U to be reading this a hundreth of times and still not finishing it...wow...you sound like in depths of it...making me wondering what I writing so good that u enjoying very much..<br />Yes,yes, I am looking with my own eyes alone, what a big screwing up my postings have down for yourself...I am hopping...oops<br />..hoping it's an temporary damageization and thats you would be ridding of it soon...<br /><br />U insisted on my keeping doing it so I have doing done it...<br />And now I better stopping before I losing it..<br />Lost it already;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-87197396436795154682009-12-28T13:04:12.693+05:302009-12-28T13:04:12.693+05:30Hi Rudra...
Thanks for going through my writings.....Hi Rudra...<br />Thanks for going through my writings...<br />I went through yours precisely for the same reason..interesting n unusual stuff...presented in some sweet midnight rambling:-)<br /><br />Nope humour won't choke us...lack of appreciation might...So let's keep at the appreciation game..;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-38070939040945371352009-12-28T13:00:15.100+05:302009-12-28T13:00:15.100+05:30@Nips...wow...now we have gossip in the comments s...@Nips...wow...now we have gossip in the comments section too..good good...But aren't we getting more?<br />Awww....but we just got started:-(<br />Hehe:)<br /><br />P.S.Rahul...I like the sound of RK...makes u sound like Raj Kapoor n all...not bad;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-68059894075899601962009-12-28T11:51:27.330+05:302009-12-28T11:51:27.330+05:30and ohh i love this new display picture ...hotttt ...and ohh i love this new display picture ...hotttt ekdum you looking with that colorful blousesulagna https://www.blogger.com/profile/00416533568207227630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-91933318397201576602009-12-28T11:40:32.776+05:302009-12-28T11:40:32.776+05:30hhehe suruchi..the dhobi must ahve picked up some ...hhehe suruchi..the dhobi must ahve picked up some good english by now..just like my 86 year old daadi says..oofff"my gawwd"sulagna https://www.blogger.com/profile/00416533568207227630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-54772109225508250052009-12-28T10:59:05.843+05:302009-12-28T10:59:05.843+05:30i liking this posting of yours so much.. that it m...i liking this posting of yours so much.. that it making me to read hundreds of times and m still not over.<br />and this posting of yours has done so much better for my talking and speaking of engliash which you can see and look with your own eyes in this commented comment.<br />very nice.. keep doing it..:pmalpani.!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01776659509763566495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-68524895444550201832009-12-28T02:46:38.839+05:302009-12-28T02:46:38.839+05:30Hey!
You write wonderfully well.. Most of your wri...Hey!<br />You write wonderfully well.. Most of your writings are humorous and fun to read. Even in serious topics your wit clearly shows through. I'm an undergrad engineering student and was wondering what made an English teacher (who writes so wonderfully well)take notice of my blog.<br /><br />Keep up your good work. Nothing works like humor and a little more of it in our lives will certainly not choke us to death! <br /><br />Cheers,<br />Rudra<br /><br />p.s: I hope I avoided all typos and any other glitches.Rudra https://www.blogger.com/profile/15703430278451935410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-78813421635158476942009-12-27T22:20:46.449+05:302009-12-27T22:20:46.449+05:30To RK: That teacher of yours not only screwed engl...To RK: That teacher of yours not only screwed english but your HOD too. :PNipunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05823238308546244652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-24609392762816727162009-12-27T20:37:47.367+05:302009-12-27T20:37:47.367+05:30Awwww DC...u are so cute...n u always manage to do...Awwww DC...u are so cute...n u always manage to do this...steal my thunder from right under my pretty nose...hehe...<br />kidding...I always look forward to ur comments...just so that it's proved to the world that I am not the only one who can't stop when it comes to typing in replies to comments...just pulling ur sexy legs ok...is liye frown na karna;)<br /><br />And the incident u've mentioned above is hilarious...<br />Aapke English bahut ache hain janaab...ur blogs are now witness to it...so no checking required...besides like u know I am always interested in checking out other things...besides spellings of course;)<br /><br />What say Mr. X ko Mrs. X se mila de?<br />U rock too DC...keep rocking as my friend always:-)rocking like a rock star that is...:-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-86892274486034067302009-12-27T19:03:36.955+05:302009-12-27T19:03:36.955+05:30oho...so two English ke maharathis...flaunting the...oho...so two English ke maharathis...flaunting their best...kya baat hai...waise meri english to itni achhi nahin...but i am critical with almost everyhing and so abt English language too, like u two he he...and am worst best at cracking pjs...but this ones not a pj...a real life incidence which we all poor students witnessed quite often, from one of our teachers at the college, and this Mr. X was no less than ur Madam X sc...he he...but just to keep this comment look like one, better i share just one of his best;):) hmm....so one day it happened so(well i doubt this was a correct usage...arre yaar sc..i need to improve after reading this, pls pls pls point out my goof ups yaar...bhai mba karna hai to will have to improve my English, and u see how pathetic it is...what i speak is simply Hinglish and no English...chalo better i stop and not make it look like a post!!)...hmm...so was saying that one day when Mr X was taking a lecture and when all were making noise, he just noticed something, outside class, in the corridor...and he said,"Please keep silence, HOD just passed away in the corridor".....ha ha ha lolz....u know what....i just cant tell u how hard it was to hold on our laughter.....but we cudnt control the giggles, they just blurted out...and ha ha ha ha...phew...sry for the interruption...hmm...but he was left all confused by our giggles and seeing us, he smiled too...and that was the cherry on the cake...phew...such moments were so very often with Mr.X sc...what do i say...<br /><br />loved ur post sc....keep rocking as always!!:))Rahul Khatrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16709905254870598687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-23776700662806883562009-12-27T18:14:29.758+05:302009-12-27T18:14:29.758+05:30Hi Nipun..
So two great minds think sooooooooo muc...Hi Nipun..<br />So two great minds think sooooooooo much alike...and I take the greatness as being thrust upon us...remembering some lines from Shakespeare uncle...<br />"some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them"<br /><br />U know what..I hate shortforms too...but I love using U...there's something round n open about it like arms stretched out for a hug...and I was born just for that..to hug n be hugged;)<br /><br />"The biggest room in this world is the room for improvement"...<br />Wow..u don't need to be checked Nips...in fact it should be the other round! And let's suffer in this OCD together!<br /><br />Also stop being critical of urself and ur English...it's nearing perfection:-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-30968276649285875422009-12-27T15:33:17.953+05:302009-12-27T15:33:17.953+05:30Also, I'm very critical of myself (when it com...Also, I'm very critical of myself (when it comes to english). I'm not infallible and tend to make mistakes every now and then. But, I like when people point out my mistakes. I've learned so much from my bloopers and gaffes. The biggest room in this world is the room for improvement, as it is said. So Suruchi, if you see me making a mistake, don't hesitate to point it out. I'm game! :)Nipunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05823238308546244652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-42744580330062602632009-12-27T14:46:48.788+05:302009-12-27T14:46:48.788+05:30Hey Suruchi!
It was a nice read. There are many e...Hey Suruchi!<br /><br />It was a nice read. There are many examples of people screwing up with the english language.<br /><br />One of my favorites is - A tourist in Thailand saw this sign in a dry cleaning shop: "Drop your trousers here for best results." :P<br /><br />I'm very captious when it comes to english. Even I can't resist the temptation to always correct people when they savagely crucify english.<br /><br />Another quirk of mine is that I totally detest using "sms lingo". Even when I sms, I don't like typing 'you' as 'U' or there' as 'dere'. I guess, it's a mild form of OCD that I suffer from. :P<br /><br />Take Care...Nipunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05823238308546244652noreply@blogger.com