tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post8410049935245945232..comments2024-03-18T01:29:51.116+05:30Comments on My Tumbling Thoughts to the World: All you ever wanted to know about farts and didn't know whom to ask!Suruchihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-35218808915314909622011-10-20T09:52:27.271+05:302011-10-20T09:52:27.271+05:30There is felicity of expression in your analysis o...There is felicity of expression in your analysis of behavioral physiology of fart (if there can be behavioral finance why not my freshly minted term, although your writing is truly scholarly and touches interdisciplianry dimensions).<br /><br />The honesty of your writing, the passion for revealing the "truth" (LOL) and creative interpretation of observed phenomenon along with practical recommendations, have compelled me to write this comment.<br /><br />I just wnated to share a culturally interesting aspect of farting. It relates to those spiritually oriented, self-disciplined, proud of vedic heritage, Yoga-meditation imbrued persons who are usually dhoti-clad. For these people the act is just another natural happening such as eating in a certain ritualized way (they will give well-supported explanation for any of these rituals such as eating with a relaxed pace, eating less and chewing properly not talking while eating etc; all good things).<br /><br />In contrast to body posture and facial expressions you have described in detecting the " looming danger", the posture employed by these veritable yogis is scientifically precise for easy diffusion and expression is truly one of equanimity unperturbed by occassional laughter by kids or bemused faces of the adults in vicinity. The face also remains peaceful in the knowledge that the act is non-violent(no garbage in, no garbage out) in its propogational effects barring the inevitablity of emitted sound that too remains frequently unvitiated to the process and surroundings.<br /><br />Now another subtle observation (although it can not match the deepness of your authentic fundamentals) is that you can identify the fakes among these cultured beings by the waekness of expression immediately after the act. If a crack of a smile or even sigh of relief is betrayed, the person has not evolved beyond dogma.<br /><br />It is a personal observation and you may have not encountered such personna but you can conjure up someone who may not be for example, dhoti-clad but similar in essential characterstics.<br /><br />I like your writing style and I like Kanpur..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-53290202319524828192010-01-11T20:53:32.556+05:302010-01-11T20:53:32.556+05:30Sobhit u write sooooooo well...
I mean each of you...Sobhit u write sooooooo well...<br />I mean each of your comment is like a reading through a little post in itself...<br />Please gimme that 21 salami...though not in blasts like I have mentioned above;-)<br /><br />I wish I could make species...then I would make more of my kinda guys and break the female mould altogether..what fun..to have you guys as beggars and definitely not choosers...<br />then I can sit on some dumb throne with a snooty nose n throw my whims "free"ly at u all;-)<br /><br />They don't make like me anymore...the world can just about handle this much of a disaster!<br /><br />N ya ya...you don't need to thank me for being gross, weird n thoughtful...it comes naturally to me...not the farts silly...the explosive ideas;-)<br /><br />Stick around for more...oh no not farts again...u know what;-)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-31138577311591583892010-01-11T19:45:36.215+05:302010-01-11T19:45:36.215+05:30u deserve no less dan a Phd in farting tecnique n ...u deserve no less dan a Phd in farting tecnique n how 2 spot d not :P :P LOL.... it ws gross n wierd n so very thotful f u 2 devote 1 whole post 2 farts... u shud get dat 21 salami 4 dis :P :P n u wud knw how dey shud b bwuuaaahahahhaahhahahaha<br />hahahahhahahahhahahha<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br />do me a favor go out der n make more of ur species(i. e. females :P) 2b like u.... women gota let lose sm muscles n b free.. not in accordance wid d post i mean :P... but generally in der attitude... <br />n still hahahhahahhahahhahaha<br />u seem 2b at ur farting best here :P :P :Psobhithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802261027381408336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-88716319946050280402009-10-23T09:23:03.166+05:302009-10-23T09:23:03.166+05:30Great Rishi...LMAO n ROFLMAO n all the rest, with ...Great Rishi...LMAO n ROFLMAO n all the rest, with or without fragrance...ke farak painda hain;)...<br /><br />The laughing is not so important n topical here...the arse/ass is;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-80368992393293087502009-10-22T21:19:19.541+05:302009-10-22T21:19:19.541+05:30Thankssssssssss Rahul...
Bahuuuuuuuuut khush...aap...Thankssssssssss Rahul...<br />Bahuuuuuuuuut khush...aap pichle janam mein genie-wenie to nahi the, always granting my wishes...tell me where your lamp is so I can keep u safely from prying eyes...hehe<br /><br />U know DC..I was wondering when I wrote the title..if someone's going to question me why on bloody earth would they wanna know anything about farts, let alone know it all about it;)hehe..u came pretty close to being so observant:)<br /><br />I hope the information helps ya:)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-33829193328634899992009-10-22T18:31:00.099+05:302009-10-22T18:31:00.099+05:30wat r u tryin to do, a Phd on fart syndrome or try...wat r u tryin to do, a Phd on fart syndrome or tryin to write a handbook on how to fart or be safe from the other attackers...scccccccc...ha ha...only u cud've written this...this is a parcel packed wid scrumptiously framed words wid a content a writer cud have had only in a nightmare ha ha....its an explosive filled with explosives, and their types, effects and precautions ha ha...wat else to say...just in one line :"Yeh to bada TOING hai!!" he he!!;):):D:P<br /><br />(lo ji...wish granted...khush??!!:))Rahul Khatrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16709905254870598687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-8936860294334948302009-10-22T15:16:05.689+05:302009-10-22T15:16:05.689+05:30Thanks amit...
I guess u need innovation and motiv...Thanks amit...<br />I guess u need innovation and motivation in somethings like that to really have a 'blasting' effect...<br /><br />Glad to know I tried n succeeded...in a blasting post that is...hehe:)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-12201219794272602672009-10-22T11:16:54.766+05:302009-10-22T11:16:54.766+05:30This is one of the most funny and humorous post i ...This is one of the most funny and humorous post i have read in a long time...n quite innovative too :D<br /><br />keep writing!<br /><br />cheers,<br />amit<br /><br />PS: I send u an email, check it out !Amithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01566865923898344226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-51743645755969793062009-10-21T20:34:34.676+05:302009-10-21T20:34:34.676+05:30Hello Malpani...
Hmm...at least I didn't sprea...Hello Malpani...<br />Hmm...at least I didn't spread the stink yaar...I was just spreading the good golden words only of enlightment...no puns intended...;)<br /><br />And it's ok if you let out a fart...good that you were alone too...waise I’d let you in on a secret…hush,hush hain ekdum…if you’ve read the previous post where I have “glorified” my farting beautician…I think she secretly cursed me..coz since then I have had an upset stomach and almost victimized a couple of unsuspecting people myself...boo hoo:(<br /><br />Uff..before I go more gross…hope you’ve released your nose by now:)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-20972657728941535242009-10-21T20:32:13.042+05:302009-10-21T20:32:13.042+05:30Hi again MFK
Seems like you have quite an experien...Hi again MFK<br />Seems like you have quite an experience of your own here;)<br /><br />Hmm..being a teacher I do have to suffer smells of all kinds, shapes n sizes…oho but smells have no shapes or sizes…then how do we differentiate?...ok so many flavours n textures...acha time to shut up...thanksssssss for understanding my dukh dard;)heheSuruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-48487263475822378382009-10-21T17:41:44.046+05:302009-10-21T17:41:44.046+05:30i had my one hand on my nose.. still i couldnt sto...i had my one hand on my nose.. still i couldnt stop the smell coming from this while i was reading it..!!<br /><br />there was a moment i guess that i let out a fart while i was reading this.. hehe..<br />thankfully i was alone..!!malpani.!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01776659509763566495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-29893127458506640132009-10-20T23:26:00.511+05:302009-10-20T23:26:00.511+05:30From 'almost' I mean, may be there are som...From 'almost' I mean, may be there are some of diff types that u didn't smell or experienced ....hahahhaa....being a teacher u hav to suffer so much....MOHAMMED FARHAN KHANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14703249182143452153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-23548536406809678912009-10-20T19:30:30.326+05:302009-10-20T19:30:30.326+05:30Thanks MFK...:)
How do I write these things, you a...Thanks MFK...:)<br />How do I write these things, you ask...Pata nahi yaar...but for this one I can safely say...I guess smell kar ke..eeks...gross..hehe;)<br /><br />I'd like you to elaborate on the "almost" bit...would be interesting to know if I left out some stinky stuff...;)Suruchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352785820589232058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871236373811077643.post-22672625732096606692009-10-20T14:32:33.271+05:302009-10-20T14:32:33.271+05:30hahahhaha.....
how do u write all these things ?
i...hahahhaha.....<br />how do u write all these things ?<br />i mean ...u described so almost all type of farts ...hahahha...very diff post ...<br />i have never seen this type of post ...goooooodddd<br />nice one !!!MOHAMMED FARHAN KHANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14703249182143452153noreply@blogger.com