The "Adventures" of a Lazy Boy...zzzz...!

I am a little lazy boy,
‘Little’- I’ll explain why...
My body all grew up but mind refused to buy
The fact...
That there are things like sunrise and sunset
You don’t get food put into your mouth, even if you fret!

There’s a compulsion to stay smart
There’s an expectation to ‘not fart’...
You need to change socks on an everyday basis...
You ought to whoosh the mosquito that chases!
There’s a time to act demure
It’s the juncture to project mature.
But I blow off such crappy thoughts...
For they bore me to the core!

I lift myself from the bed each day...
In a slow motioned trance!
For someone warned me about bed sores...
And hence I don’t take a chance!
I have worked on making my system, slow from countless ages...
So much hard work in there, almost like of renowned sages!

I am careful not to let the grime settle on my tower...
I sneeze to ruffle it off, almost every hour!
And my shaggy bearing is getting the masses hooked...
Oh come on...It’s the latest in Baba Ramdev look!

I don’t shave for I believe in returning to nature
And not give complexes to those of higher stature!
I don’t believe in hairstyles or get my nails cut...
It makes me feel at home, when I am living in a rut!

Dragging my body weight to land on the table...
Is that not a task enough?
Ask me...so tough, so rough!
I eat less for good health and you term me crazy
I advocate keeping the body rested and the mind hazy!

I lift my eye one at a time, to save energy for emergency
And sometimes both just to show I have some consistency!
I try to press my lips together...and no, I am not getting horny,
It’s to save me from drawing a yawn...please don’t brand me corny!

I collapse like a bean bag through the day...
The maid considers me invisible in her sway!
But when the dusting cloth reaches dangerously close
I moan in protest,
But when she gives me a glowering look...
I forget to mind the rest!



‘Behave like a human’ is the topic of the sermons
Which I get often from other living beings!
I feel too tired to argue, so raise an eyebrow
Accepting the aftermath of my doings!
I don’t understand though why
Humans do bathe...do go out in the sun,
Why humans do work and follow the time
I believe it’s nipping the genius in the prime!

So what if I don’t bathe...I believe in saving water...
So what if I don’t socialize...I am saving from lust your daughter!
So what if my clothes stink, at least they are being used,
So what if my brain works less, at least it is not fused!
So what if I do no sport...Does that mean I am not sporty?
So what if I have no achievements, at least I am not haughty!

Someday I would have a girlfriend...for I believe in copy and paste,
The same love letter that I send to all...is never written in haste!
I spend hours over them, catching a nap before every word,
Someday my slow and steady ways would win me a hot bird!
You may throw a pass at me, but don’t expect me to catch!
Bloom I would, but don’t count my eggs before they’re hatched!

My laziness is progressing as the years are passing by,
Someday I think I’d sleep the week away...just for a try!
Now if you are expecting more or a proper end...
Try another blog at another bend!
My eyes are again pressing shut
The bed is again calling for my butt!

So don’t work too much guys
Believe in destiny,
It would anyways happen if it’s written...
Go to sleep when holy crap motivation smittens!
Oho you are still around, trying to rock my sack?
Hey now that you are here and to stay...
Start by scratching my back!
And when you are done with it my friend
Would you also remove that burger?
It’s lying on my key pad from ten days
And preventing me from typing further!