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Amazing people who make me go on n on n on:)
18 April, 2010
If I were...*tagged again!*
This tag is from dear Neeraj from Masalla Lemonade...you really got me in the “what if” mode, which is anyways my permanent abode...Thank you!
If I were a Bird, I'd be a Parrot...so that I don’t miss my yappings!
If I were a Colour, I'd be Red or Black, clinging to hot people’s bodies!
If I were a Leader, I'd be Bill Clinton...I’d finally know what all EXACTLY Monica Lewinsky did!
If I were a Musical Instrument, I’d be a Piano...for besides I love its sound...I’d actually still be throwing my weight around!
If I were a Time, I'd be 12 Midnight...suits my confused personality...na idhar ke a udhar ke! And also for it’s the time when the lights go out*wink, wink*!
If I were an Electronic, I’d be a Cellphone...kept in the best of places, pressed on my right buttons and always clutched firmly*as good as a human hug* and be close to some delicious lips*you better brush though regularly*!
If I were a Watch, I'd be an Omega...due to my super revengeful attitude... ‘If you can’t own one, be one!’
If I were a Car, I'd be a Limousine...at least I’d be witness to more action within that outside;-)!
If I were an Artist, I'd be Leonardo De Vinci*though cleaner, sexier version of him and definitely not gay...like Weirdo Guy told me recently much to me OMG*...I would at least be enlightened about WTF is Monalisa smiling about!
If I were a Voice, I'd be a Singer’s!
If I were an Emotion, I'd be Contentment...for everything else follows this little fella!
If I were a Facial Expression, I'd be a Grin...what’s a smile without some teeth peeking out! Also if I were a smile...I’d be a permanent fixture on your face! :-)
If I were a Water, I'd be so Shapeless*which I already am :-(* Okay...if I were water, I’d be of the River Ganges...so even if I am dirty, I don’t need to take a bath...yiyee...yiyee! *I can’t help remember here what you said Blunt Edges...If I were a liquid, I’d be wet...lolz...by those standards then I’d be wet and wild ;-)!*
If I were a Direction, I’d be South...for I am always going down! :-(
If I were an Investor, I'd put all my money on ‘My Tumbling Thoughts to the World’...it’s destined to rise to fame! *don’t look around all puzzled at WTF am I talking...for more details read the URL link above dim head*
If I were a Kind of Weather, I’d be Winter...the cosier the better!
If I were an Item of Clothing, I’d be Sexy Lingerie*okay, okay I know ALL lingerie are anyways sexy...otherwise they’d be called Undergarments*...I’d be satiny or lacy, reveal more than hide, pop out at the best of moments, handled with so much care or just ripped apart* I hate the middle path*
If I were a Subject, I'd be English...cause that’s the only one I know and most English teachers are sexy and less weird!*hint, hint...just look at me for example*
If I were a Flower, I'd be Rose*pata hain boring choice...but I didn’t know any of the exotic names so easy pick*...always available, symbolic, living among thorns, soft, fragrant, short life, bright and tender...oh so me!
If I were a Dessert, I’d be a Chocolate...so I can smell and lick myself and still not make you feel I am creepy!
If I were a Medicine, I’d be Brufen...for firstly it is round and pink*so that should make me feel homely* and also for since I’d be a pain killer, I’d be less of a pain for others*or so you’d think*!
If I were a Body Part, I’d be Fingers...you never know what possibilities they can reach!
If I were Food, I’d be Slithery like Maggie or some Noodles...I hate to be chomped and bitten into like other edible products...just slurp me down!
If I were an Emotion, I’d be Confusion or Passion...or err...Confused Passion!
If I were a Television Programme, I’d be ‘Sex and the City’...at least then I won’t have to force people to mouth that I am sex-y!
If I were a Word, I’d be 'Yes'!
If I were a Fragrance, I’d be Channel No.5...out of reach, most desired and alluring...would also perhaps get to know what’s all that fuss about it!
If I were a Sound, I’d be Awwww!
If I were a Life, I'd be Princess Diana’s...been there, done that...and looked like a million bucks while doing it!
If I were a Place, I’d be Goa...I sooooooooooooooo love it!
If I were an Actress, I’d be Marilyn Manroe...I always wanted to know how it feels to have your dress rise high, while standing over an air vent and shy coyly as though to say ‘OMG...I never realized this would happen!”...ya right...@#$%
If I were a State, I’d be Dreamy!
& finally
If I were a Missing Thing in world, I'd be My Life in School...Boo hoo...someone gimme back my teens...guys in their teens these days are so much hotter than they were 10 years ago*Life is unfair...unfair...UNFAIR!*
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45 comments:
Hahahaha....Loved all your answers....Very cute post!
:)
Suruchi,
Enjoyed reading this. Frank, witty and at times .... well you know. But good ones.
Take care
he he he...i am dying laughing..the way u write its not mere presentable but its witty and tickles the bones a lot...great way to present my tag...I am an investor and my money is on tumbling thoughts for sure...gr8 work..keep going
Your choice of emotion is so damn...what to say oxymoronic??!
Confusion and Passion! WoW!
I'da never been able to think of that!!
well i gotta hand it to you... you know how to write kinky /spicy stuff !!
hence the shobha de comparison arise !
@pavitra...thank u...I am glad to see the giggles n smile:-)
Hey Jack...
I know I can be frank and at times witty but I don't know at times "what"?;-)
Arre aapne bataya he nahi:-)
Thanks for visiting:-)
@Niraj...
I am so glad about your investment in My Tumbling Thoughts...
*I am checking n rechecking my account...says still no transfer of funds...oh come on...hurry up...I want to buy that new Limo*
Thanks for the tag again...
I enjoyed doing it:-)
Hiyya Cin...
Hmmm...I am a moron...a complete oxymoron at that!
Confusion or Passion because these are the only two ways of being that I know...
And the worst part id when I get confused about my passion or passionate about my confusion...
Aaaaaaaaaah...phir kabhi samjhaonge;-)
Jab mere samajh mein aa jaayega;-)
@Weirdo..
>>>me checking the post again about the part where I got kinky;-)
>>>me checking you out again, since you are "handing" me out something;-)
Hehe...just kidding...please don't faint:-)
N no Shobha De comparison yaar...I just do n write what I know, feel n experience:-)
Loved The Post Suruchi.... Gr8....
i loved the answers..loveedddd the answers..no doubt G has sucha huge smile on his face durin the anniversarry bash..such an awesome wifey!!!
LOL ! I'm not sure I'd still get it. So I guess I'll pass.
:P :P :P
You must be the coolest teacher for years to come :)
Leader
Electronic
Artist
Voice
Item of Clothing
Dessert
Life
Actress
loved your answers 2 the above ones, but my fav was 'Body Part'...awesome post...love your cheeky humor! :D
You are THE gal. The One and only, super witty, at her best.
lovely answers...in real terms, cool!:)
Its a coincidence of sorts my dear though, that I was writing to you to tag you again..:)
u r tagged..
http://expressivearian.blogspot.com/2010/04/taggedinnocent-or-guilty.html
Looking forward to your replies..
cheers..!
haha! loved all the answers x))
i dont know about any other answers but english teachers are definitely sexy :P and now seems funny too :)
great answers!! really enjoyed reading them n getting to know you a wee bit more!
Persis xo.
http://onestylemile.blogspot.com/
Hey there my soul sister..:) I love OMEGA Hi five to chocolates..and cell phone is somethin i would love to be.For all the right reasons..:) ANd whats with all ur answers..they are SIMPLY ME!!!! Awww!
Hi Ankita...
Welcome here...
Glad u enjoyed the post
N thanks for stopping by:-)
Hey Su...
Awwww....I guess the “Su” factor common between us makes me awesome...
;-)
Thanks a bunch...u are a sweetheart:-)
Hugssssssssssss
Cin...sweets...u pass n how;-)
Hi VO...
Yup...I am so cool that I fear I might act as a deterrent to the whole damn global warming shor;-)
Just kidding...everyone’s cool in their own right...we just don’t know how to vent it...
Like u do so superbly with ur style on ur blog..:-)
Hiyya Bluntu...
I am taking the liberty of calling u this coz I find it so amazingly cute;-)
Hmm...u liked the body part part..I liked it too;-)
U had set a difficult standard to pass by thanks to your outstanding answers to the same tag...
I am glad I managed to impress*yiyee...yiyeee*
:-)
Dear dear Sakshi...
Wow...U just made my day...
And you are THE awesome kid yourself...
Poetically perfect n a pleasure to know:-)
Hi Prith...
Thanks a bunch...
Would check out how cool are your tagged answers now...coz I tink you are cool n composed in your own right....
Hey thanks for the tag...but I already did that one...go back two posts to check that madness;-)
So glad to see you here every time:-)
Hellooooooo Choco...
Thanks baby:-)
Lincoln...
Chalo at least I managed to set some standards;-)
Hi Persis...
I am all here in body n soul...for the world to know me better...wish I could be half as stylish though to as u do;-)
Hi Mads...
Hmmm...bas bahut ho gaya...
We have to look for that tattoo now that would declare us as sisters...ya phir woh half locket jiska other half would be with u...;-)
Thank u for letting me know someone's as mad...err...as awesome as me;-)
Hehe:-)
Suruchi,
Ghuma Diya Na. Well, at times making one awestruk.
Take care
as a gr8 man once said,"the net sexiness of a lingerie is in equal proportion depended on the sexiness of the garment and sexiness of the woman or a-very-sick-man wearing it"
ohh yaa!! english teachers are sexy...its actually a very vicious cycle...boys concentrate on their sexy teacher during english class...wich means dat the sexy co-gals of their class can actually concentrate on studying english coz guys are busy elsewhere...which in turn means dey learn only 1 subject in school...and end up being an english teacher!!
i m typing too much...i guess i m high!! o_0
sexier version of da vinci.. wonder how that 'd be!!
hellow munchkins :) you know i looveee getting your cooments...its awesome to have such gorgeous women like you drop by my page n accept that self love is the best love:) How did G enjoy the sniffing n getting naughty.. that explains the hugeee smile on his face always
and ohh the tatoo...it was etched to mark the day "Gopal" was etched on my soul...the day we first met 11 nov 2007 :)
Hey Jack...
You are my favourite....
I hope I continue to keep you awestruck...
Waise the feeling is mutual...
I so admire your superb command over the language and the way you use your experience to share the nitty gritties of every day life with your readers...
Waise ghumaya nahi abhi;-)
Hi Sayantan...
Wow...the great man has quite a great knowledge of lingerie;-)
Now how much net more sexy it would be if there was only net in it ;-)
Hahaha...I so loved the way you described what happens in an English class...so boys watch teachers and girls watch books and become sexy teachers and everyone lives happily ever after:-)
And nope...u didn’t type too much...I’d love to hear more of such logical inferences, where this one came from...
And it’s good to be high...high on life:-)
Hey Hary...
I wonder too...though since you mentioned and someone else too...Vinci was supposed to be quite handsome and impeccably clean...hmm...I dumbly assumed that coz he was a genius and arty at that...he’d be boring, dull n unkempt...
Anyways...if I were him...he would have been spicier...and those frescoes on the ceilings would have been a little more tangy;-)
Hey Su...
Self love is the best and only love baby...
We love someone coz they make us feel loved...one sided love is a concept that I neither understand nor can bear...
It wouldn’t last anyways...
So love yourself and the rest follow...:-)
N u got a tattoo of your G’s name...wow...side ho jaao Saif n Deepika...this is so truly wonderful...he must feel so proud every time he’d look at it...you are such a hopeless romantic and maybe that’s why...you and I bumped into each other and would stick by now for the rest of our lives:-)
Touchwood....for our loves...to go on n on:-)
"If I were an Actress, I’d be Marilyn Manroe...I always wanted to know how it feels to have your dress rise high, while standing over an air vent and shy coyly as though to say ‘OMG...I never realized this would happen!”...ya right...@#$% "
*DROOLING ALL OVER THE PLACE*
http://theparanormalguy.blogspot.com/
Hehe...
Rishi...I am so glad someone drooled at that;-)
Imagination can be a very powerful tool ... esp in these matters
Hehe...now, now..I am imagining what you may have been imagining and I imagine that the imagination was nice:-)
Just imagine how much we all imagine!
that's just unimaginable
Rishi:-)
I guess so:-)
Hiya Persis...
Yes ma'm...going for it now:-))
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