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15 December, 2010

Blanket blah-blah!


December and the freezing cold climate has kinda frozen my imagination or rather added sparks to its multi-faceted dimensions*still in the process of deciding which phenomenon is occurring really.
Work is process...watch this space*
I seem to be looking alluringly, greedily, almost lustily at
....
.......
............
My double bed blanket!
This after the fact that I just need five hours of sleep a day to keep me the way that I am but winters stretch that susceptible to availability of leisure n pleasure.

I mean is there anything cosier to venture into than a jumbo sized, satin draped, frilly infringed, quilted warm n soothing blanket?*for accurate conclusions here please rest your double toned minds otherwise what do you think “I” could not think of cosier things;-)*

Ladies n gentlemen, boys n gals,
Let me proudly introduce you here to my very own Mr Big blanket.
If extended to its full length n breadth, it would cover the entire bed space.
It is chocolaty brown n golden beige in colour...double fibre quilted with delicate velvet flowers embroidered in blocks.
I got it in my wedding from my dear parents who thought the idea of gifting a ‘single’ huge blanket would foster quicker relations between their coy daughter n shy son-in-law...hehehoho*devilish laughter*!
Little did they know that the duo in question need to blanket up the desires instead of fanning them with such casing notions!

But after the flames have simmered and it is time to rest in peace...The poor blanket then becomes a sort of bone of contention-A little (e)state over which two countries seem to be fighting like cats n dogs, being very careful not to tear the bone into shreds.

For the first year we behaved like newly-weds are supposed to behave.
We slept in this one blanket...within grasping reach of each other or subconsciously perhaps, neither of us was willing to sacrifice the prospect of giving up on this leisure cloud to settle for ordinary mortals...er...blankets.
With the passing years though, soon at night this would inevitably lead to a tug of war.
My dear beloved has a very annoying habit of wanting something to be kept under his legs while he sojourns into the exotic land of sleep.
And when my own legs*god help the poor souls*are not available to be crushed under the towering masses...two poor pillows on either side have to bear the brunt.

Actually to think of it now...sounds like Seeya needing two cushioned bolsters on either side of her crib when she is put to sleep to prevent her from bumping or falling.
But then what is my G afraid of-falling?
Anyways, me being too afraid of his “falling into” me...I let him torture the poor pillows so that all three of them can live happily ever after till it is wakey-wakey time again.

Actually to think of it now again a second time...reminds me of this ad of some Cadbury balls where this guy assumes in a thought bubble, having a girl on one side when he puts a pillow under one leg and then turns to take a karvat on the other pillow and another laddoo “footos” in his head assuming a threesome*that’s also me assuming by the way*...
Knowing G...quite possible!

Anyways...where were we again?
Ah...the tug of war at night!
So there was this one big blanket covering two big bodies*of G n me* and two big pillows in between. Not to mention G’s legs going high up n spreading like ‘a horse about to gallop over a rod’ position through most of the night and hence me being the Bharatiya abla naari...sufficing with whatever little space he would leave me with!
Eventually I only had to give the balidan...
I settled for a normal single fibre sad looking thing given by my mom-in-law...
I tell you the things bahus have to suffer still!
N every night I would get a few minutes into Mr Big n till my beloved’s bed was warm enough*if we translate that in Hindi, it sounds so gross...so I’ll refrain in public interest* n we cuddled enough to not lead to anything further...I would sneak back to my cold side of the bed. Tch, tch!


So like I mentioned in the last post...come December, I would almost wait for G’s touring, to trespass on that big thing without being prosecuted.
I would wriggle into n pat Mr. Big then, feeling the unabashed pride of having him all to myself.
I am not exaggerating...this blanket keeps so you comfortably warm that even if you sneaked in without clothes you’d feel well wrapped.
The offer is not open to demonstration so let me burst any thought bubble that may have surfaced.

Er...what is the purpose of this post again?
1. Just introducing you to a very special part of my winter life!
2. Mentioning the prospects of a good, healthy, in the sack life thanks to a good n robust blanket.
3. Sharing with you the disadvantages of being too magnanimous in your abla naari role n hence living shivering ever after.
4. Making a general plea to do good to humanity by giving me a cuddle now...blanket na sahi, friends to hain ek warm group hug ke liye.
Time to sneak in again...before Seeya pulls me out of it or gets into it for a feel too...somethings I tell you, they just don't change!

38 comments:

tanvii.com said...

Hahaha Su you are just tooo funny ... my beloved’s bed was warm enough*if we translate that in Hindi, it sounds so gross...so I’ll refrain in public interest* I am still laughing. I will remember to gift you a LARGE blanket when I see you ;) Hehe

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor you :) what do i say

Will ocme back i guess

A said...

Funny...

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

right i must say and side G here .. sara din kaam kar ke hie comes whom and you dont let him peace eventhen .. badddd...

so agar u got the blanket in ur dowry than it does not mean u dont share :)

Glad you are there in india if you were hear the poor blanket would not do an good , -8 here i jsut put some pictures of the fish pond i have outside its frozen, the fountain is freezing .. so blanket wont be goood here

:)

two pillows on the side well ab kya karen bhai ji .. he has to do with the pillows na ...

I cant beleive you wrote this all about G on a public place HOW COULD YOU.. oh man i am really feel for G..

and abla naari bla hblah ...

chalo ok now that you have asked friends for a goup hug come here a big biggg punjabi jafiiiiii :)
you know what It shud be me asking for it -8 outside brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

he heh ehe loved reading the post as usual hilarious and GREAT :)

desigheeandcoffee said...

Maaaa!


Aapke charan kahan hain Maaa!!!

sobhit said...

beloved warm bed.. as in "bistar garam" ;p.. funny apni matra bhasha mein we find it gross while in english its all kool.. come 2 think f it.. its kinda sad .. but stil hahahaha..

n hi devilish laf goes buwahahahahahha ;p .. not hehehoho.. :P :P

n sneaking in widout clothes :P ;p.. haha again d hindi version here might get offensive :P LOL... hadd karte ho yar aap suruchi ji ...

chalo wont go in2 more detailing of ur post.. else 'A' certified ho jayegi :P.. so point 4 se huggy bear wala hug hai ji.. n sasu maa ne jo blanket diya ussi mein cosy ho jao..

PS i dnt blame ur "G" , its actually nice to keep pillows "btw d legs" :p... hmm ok i rather not get talking here ... :P hv fun suruchi ji.. december sure keeping u coming back 2d blogsphere pretty frequently.. seems like gona b fun ;p buwahahahahhahahaa

rantravereflect/ jane said...

buahahahahahahah :) yaaay-my hubby doesnt need a bedsheet! what does that make him- hot blooded/ cold blooded ? newsys, i have a nice big blanket all for myself- n yes all the flab insulates me in addition to tht bedsheet:p bak in oman, we had thos ethick moras- awwww- i miss em :(

Ria said...

Ha ha only u r capable of doing this...to write a whole post on ur blanket n bed is something commendable! :)

Am In Trance said...

Oho..!
Achaa...(Utpal Dutt Style)!!

When I was reading this post I was thinking about "Mere Dahej mein mile Razaai Ki story"....!

Before marriage koi tension hi nehi thi.. Apna bed, apna kambal, apni bedsheet, apni Lungi.. Ooops..!
(Majboori mein kabhi kabhi Lungi pehen leta tha, kapde na dhone ke jurm mein..)

Ab toh haal hi mat pucho.. Chalo meri Dukh bhari dastaan bhi sunlo..!

-->>Mere pillow aadhi raat ko hi gaayab ho jaate hein, mundi ke neeche se..! Subah milte hein madam ke teddy bear ke neeche..!!
-->>Sapno mein aane waale dushton ka vinaash karti hui meri patni, mere hi upar laat ghuson ke baarish kardeti hai... Ek baar toh aisi jagah laat padi thi ki do din tak mujhe sar ke charon taraf chidiya udti dikhayi diye..!
-->>Teddy Bear mujhse jyaada lucky hai, Kabhi kabhi samajh mein nehi aata ke Shaadi maine ki hai ya Teddy ne ? Saale ko kabhi tadpa tadpa ke maaroonga..! Humph..!!
-->>Razaai bhi badi bewafaa hai.. Baar baar unhi ke paas khichi chali jaati hai..
-->>Bed ka distribution: 30% unka, 50% Teddy ka aur 20% mera.. Aaaaarghhhhhhh....
-->>Subah subah badi bedardi se humein garam tea mein ungli daal ke uthaya jaata hai.. Phir pata nehi chalta tea pee raha hoon ya Ungli..!!

Aise hi jaane kitne atyachaar jhelta hoon mein...



Aur tum apne aap ko abla naari kehti ho ????? :'(

:) Aap Best Ho Ji...

Madhu said...

oh wow..su! u nailed it!

Or shud i say..underneath ur blanket lies an endless story...:P :D grin*

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

hahaha..nice introduction of your beloved bed blanket..:)

Devil Incarnate... said...

Hahaha o ma, i loved it.. the dearie blanket... only u could tel this storyyy..!!

PULKIT said...

reading this blog post was like watching a classic chick flick :)
your'e expression is funny and your sense of wit is unpredictable, had added myself on your list of followers a long while back but was actually out of the scene for a while from blog world, now you have a regular reader in me!

:)
keep up the good work, It comes natural in you...
smiling!
P

Neena Sharma said...

Indeed, winter and the warmth of an old blanket!

malpani.!! said...

winter is awesome.. and for the first time its time for mumbai to experience it too.. never has it been this cold here and m loving it..!!

btw..u could've posted some unreleased bedroom photographs.. of sleeping postures.. or positions.. lol..!!.. ok m talking suruchi now.. hehe..

happy sleeping under the rug! :p

suruchi said...

Hi Tanvi,
Wow a blanket all the way from the seven seas sounds cosy:-)
And yes....couldn’t help translate it;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Biky,
Phele awwww kiya n phir dhulaye ki...
Arre... “I” got the blanket na...and meine pehle share kiya na...
Ab ek apne blanket ka sukh bhi nahi naseeb ho sakta bechare biwi ko paraye ghar mein?
Batao..batao!:-)

And aisa bhi kya likha meine G ke liye that u sooooooo feel for him?
Gawsh, I need to re-read my piece:-)
And thanks for the jhaps...n minus eight..omg...aur bhi badeeeeeee waale hug:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Tbg..
Charan to yehin hain...
Mere lucky legs ke neeche;-)
Jeete raho beta..khush raho..
Sada suhaagan raho..er...okay time to not get carried away with all that respect;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Sobhit...
Yaar...warming the bed gets a different implication altogether when u say bistar garam...
So it’s not about the language, but about the mentality n thought behind it:-)

Arreeeee aur meine sneaking in without clothes ke hindi implication banane ko thode na kaha tha...hadh karte ho aap Sobhit;-)
Trying my best to write more yaar...hopefully would be able to do so...
Writing funny is as much de-stressing for me as it is for you guys to read it:-)

Thanks a bunch!

suruchi said...

Hi Jane,
Hot blooded ya cold blooded to pata nahi yaar...
But that does make your hubby haaaaaawt;-)

That flab story is true for all...
I don’t really need that blanket either...but yeh silly greed for pampering ka kya karen;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Ria n A,
I know...when I wrote this I was wondering at what point am I trying to make here...all blah blah-ing about the blanket...
N hence I named it what I did...
Thanks Gurl:-)

Mani Lalwani said...

Suruchi,
hahaha ok lemme stopp laughinggg then i will post the comment....
(after 30 mins)
ohh... Mujhe apni sharar main bula le maate... Main humorous blogs likhna chahta hu...:P
*Bows down in front of u master*
*Respect ! ! !*
p.s- the writer is a freakinggg wizzard of words!! Take care, Keep writing ;)

Mani Lalwani said...

Have written a new story. Ur comment will be awaited like the last time around ;)
c u !

Rahul Khatri said...

ha ha...Sccc....after reading this post, the only thing i am thinking of is the ahem..bechara blanket...he must be crying out loud every night..like an abla nari..."Main loot gayi barbad ho gayi!!"...:D

Anyways..winters are amazing time to spend in bed, no doubt...its best to get cozy under that warmth. :) And this time Mumbai climate is just awesome...just the way needed!!:)

Aparana Pitale said...

he he he he he........
I was reading this in office and was laughing like anything... my colleagues asked me if i was okk and i just gave them ur blog link and told them let me check if you all are okk after 10 mins... :D
It was a real fun post...

Aparana Pitale said...

Also i have recently uploaded a post with some funny stupid scenes of mine... you can also have a laugh out with a hope that you don't call me a dumb...

buckingfastard said...

wow i m back 2 ur blog after 1 whole month :D and nothing much has changed... :P :P

cruel of u too choose a blanket over a jumbo sized,skin draped, hairy infringes, naturally warm husband... :|

btw every man likes pillow between their legs...and i m not gonna discuss the reasons :)

but on the end...wat was the whole point of the post again?? :D

suruchi said...

AIT,
My god..I think from now on I am going to write posts just to induce such out of the world comments from you!
You are super awesome, you know that n you better half is one of the luckiest better halves around...please make sure she knows that too...
I forgot to mention about the unfairness of bed distribution too...
Sailing in the same bed..er..bed as you;-)

Thankfully there is no teddy here...
Matalb ke agar G teddy rakhte to shaayad mein G ko he na rakhte...
Ek admi n teddy kuch saath mein sahi nahi lagte na;-)

Aap ke dukh bhari dastaan pe meine bhi 6-7 aanson tapka he daale;-)
Hum dono ek “atyaachaar chodho aandolan” start karen kya?;-)
Mein abla naari n aap abla mard...mil kar shaayad kuch kar saken:-)

suruchi said...
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suruchi said...

Hello Pulkit,
You described my blog in a pretty way cool way...
It is like a classic chick flick...though hopefully not of a dumb blonde kinds:-)

Thanks for the re-visit n lavish praise...
It feels doubly nice to have such blasts from the blast...
Will be so glad to see you around:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Malpani,
Glad that Mumbai also is getting the shivers of our kinds for a change
I absolutely loved n adored winters...
Till Seeya now remains constantly in cough n cold coz of it n so am glaring at winters now with a raised eyebrow n frown:(

And whoa...unreleased bedroom photographs, eh?
Someone is talking;-)
Sadly though the pics would now reveal me changing.....
Diapers that is;-)

Happy mild Mumbai winters:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mady...
I had heard of the song “underneath you clothes...there’s an endless story”
Thanks babes for giving this a new dimension;-)
Yup..the tales within are kinda OMG-ish:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Ayu, Devil Incarnate n Neena,
Thanks...my blanket also sends regards!
And only “I” go through such impossibilities :-)
Wish u guys a warm, cuddly winter:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mani,
Wow...just u saying that u laughed for 30 minutes made me smile for 30 minutes here:-)
And mere sheher mein aa jao bachcha...
Kanpur is easily spot-able on the map;-)
Mere sharan aap jaise kadar daano ke liye sadev available hain;-)

Thanks for all the praise...n would try to visit your blog soon...
A bit tied up these days...is liye please thoda sa margin de deejeye..
Thanks:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Aparana,
Thank u for circulating me around...er...I mean my blog around;-)
Glad I can make people laugh still...
Though I myself don’t like what I write much, these days...
But just as there’s nothing better that I am able to come up with...I put up whatever comes;)

suruchi said...

Hey Rahul...lol,
Abhi bhi aapko blanket ke pade hain n mere nahi...
Hey bhagwaaaaaaaaaan...yeh kaise dost;-)
Ghor kalyug for sure! N ghor naatak from u as usual!
Happy Mumbai winters to u too:-)

suruchi said...

Hi BF,
I don’t know the point of the post myself yaar...
But since nothing better seems to be coming these days I put up whatever crap does...
And I am glad people are still putting up with me!

And the naturally warm husband is not always naturally available or wanted...I mean come on..like ALL the time draping a person all over you is all a little too much, nahi?

Stop the disappearing acts...you are sorely/sourly missed here:-)

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