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23 December, 2010

From my mahaan random sense of Observation n Understanding!


Here’s a collection of some random mad thoughts that have occurred to my great mind in routine observation n experience. If anyone benefits by these, the owner takes no liability for it n any resemblance to sense is purely coincidental n not intentional!

First love is the hardest to give up...
Unless you get married to him, that is!

Men mentally undress women...
Women, mentally post-mortem them!

You don’t need to throw away the knives of the kitchens...
I may be super sharp...but I don’t cut!

There are two ways of doing something...
Do it my way or let someone else do it!

I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth...
Damn it mom, you could have at least swallowed some utensil to give me a kick start in more ways than one!

When most men are “checking” out a potential chick...
They are also “cheque-ing” her out!

All relations should come with a ‘mute’ button setting and also the Facebook’s ‘invisible mode’ when you are for too long at the receiving end!

They say ‘Dance like no one’s watching’...wtf!
Then how would we know the difference between the loo n the dance floor?

‘We live only once’...
Thank the lord for THAT!

I have yet to see a man who matches my standards...
I have now stopped seeing...Better blind than never!

Most men like to listen...
To their own voices, that is!

Try yourself...you can never be too stupid, too trusting n too dependent!
You are bound to break your own record, time and again!

Making love requires lesser effort than making money
And derives better dividends!

It takes just a little something to shift focus from “life rocks” to “life sucks” and vice versa!

There is nothing sexier than a short skirt on a hot woman...
Yeah, read it right... “nothing” is sexier than even a short skirt!

Our ancestors were monkeys...
Would that explain why we chatter so much or why we grin without reasons sometimes or why we imitate?

I don’t believe in love at first sight....
Neither in love at first night!

‘And they lived happily ever after’...but after “what”?

The most sure shot first flirt line researched and concluded is:
“You have beautiful lips”.
What a mouth-watering way to open something!

The grapes are never sour...
They just aren’t worth it...when there are bananas n oranges n a plethora of other options available!

When I was a little child, I had big dreams and many aspirations...
Now I am a bigger and I remain that child still!

A funny line a man could say to a woman in bed:
“Make effort not an excuse”
A funny retort back:
“Make love with what’s defused?”

Since my skin is as smooth as butter...
I prefer men as sharp as knives!

A lonely woman’s mail to Santa:
Dear Santa,
Please don’t be the only man
To “come” to me at Christmas...
And “give” just gifts...
And “do” only ho ho...
And get stuck “in” the chimney instead of better places!

‘Dream a little dream for me’...
Ya rite...coz I have better things to do with my night!

Never trust a secretary that says: “What’s up?”
And a boss who replies: “Get down to it!”

P.S. Sorry to all my blogger friends...haven’t been able to read your amazing blogs or comment on them...or even on my own comment box.
Winters is keeping Seeya’s health on a see-saw n me on toes. Hopefully would soon be back in action!

48 comments:

Ria said...

Some gr8 observations made by Suruchi devi!! :P Take care of Seeya, and be back soon!

Bikramjit said...

suruchi maharaaaj ki jai hooo...

sare bolo Jai ho .. :)

wah ji wah what an AABSEBATION..

First love sometimes its worth not ti think about it , though i agree..

HAin DO WE.. I did not realisie that .. and post mortem ouchhhhhh

ab yeh to milne pe pata lagega na ki you cut or not cut

and what is your way please EXplainnnn

he heh ehe :) i like the silver spoon one

Cheque-in ooh yes I know that .. 4 years went buy paying for the blunder never again we go DUTCH now with the new ones yayyyyyyyy

relation nu chadho ji.. to hell with them they are never happy i have stopped bothering

he he hehe DANCE yesssssss you go girlllll ...

yeah NOTHING is a good word especially on a hot girl.. mmmmmm i dont mind at alll

I better stopp commenting on ur observation this might get XXX soon with the way yours observation si going on

I wonder if G is reading these toooo...

and yes Ms. Smooth as butter... you know people slip too on butter :)

Oh ho Seeya hmm hope you keeping her warm .. God bless her..

its so cold here tooo -20 they are predicting even the blood in my viens is gonna FREEZE...



Bikram's

Sakshi said...

What a post! Like seriously! i think you have researched real well for the theories to come up with such precision!
Maybe you should write a book ?

Hugs to See! Tell her Santa is coming to give her gifts, and she won't be ill, at all! It worked with me all the time!

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

hahaha..! i agree in so many things here! you laugh me in so many ways! :D

merry Christmas! :D

tanvii.com said...

Someone of them are soooo witty and true! :)

Wishing Seeya all the health and happiness.

Merry Christmas! :)

nOt anyone you know said...

your observaitons have always been fun, (sometimes more fun than my realisations =P) awesome thoguhts!!
=D

my fav:
*The grapes are never sour...
They just aren’t worth it...when there are bananas n oranges n a plethora of other options available!*

true that!!

joejoseph said...

cho-chweety seeyaaaaaa
love you so much deare,

""I've gathered all my thoughts, so now I will begin
So I could write this poem, just for only you
By thanking you my honey, for everything you do
Saying that I Love You, is a great place to start
These words I write for you, flow right from my heart
I know youll always be there, standing by my side
Its you that makes me happy, I feel such wonderful pride
I love the way you've done it, changed my lonely life
I want you Precious Woman, as my beautiful wife
I now want only you, just the way you are
You are the one I love, beating others by so far
You stand before me proudly, with your beautiful pose
Then I hand to you, our bonding purple rose
With that glow of warm love, deeply in your eyes
My heart beats for only you, your sweet love as it cries
Now Im getting all emotional, my heart is beating fast
I Love your pretty smile, forever it shall last
Just one more thing to say, important that you know
Our Strong Love finally blossomed, forever it will grow
My paper now full of words, written just for you
Being with you forever, is what I am destined to do""

Sameera said...

Lol.. haha.. This was again a nice one :)
Love to seeya :)

Prithwish....... said...

what a post suruchi..
such witty observations can be made by our suruchi mam only...:)

keep going...soiply loved it.@

Madhu said...

wow.......su di..missed u anways.Get it? the madness is gone..

BTw,i havbe been busy.Am getting engaged soon..Now this is big news right? havent been able to post this on my blog..but u get to know it personally.Now i hope this brings u into my page..:)

Uve as usual written well with these one liners..

P.S i thought there were three ways to anything.My way,Ur way, And the right way..:P :D

Pavitra .... said...

Hey sweetie! Sorry i've not been around lately.. I've really missed reading your blog...
Amazing post btw....made my day! especially "Make love with what’s defused?"....killer line! :P
Take care dear...Hugs!

Am In Trance said...

LOL..!

Here are Some of my favorite lines... (Pehle se Sorry for the XxXtreme contents.. ;))


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The only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right.

Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Pubic hair is just organic dental floss.

A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.

A Platonic Relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

A pen*s has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

A smile is like tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.

Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

Gay dinosaur is called Mega-sor-ass.

You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.

Woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is "Negligent".

When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Women and rocks are very much alike. We skip the flat ones.

Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Independent porno movie producers should form new company called, "20th Century-Fux".

Lady who goes down first time out, is called "Titanic"

Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

An Austrailian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given somewhere else.

Prostitute with her hand in her panties is "self employed".

A bachelor is a man who comes to work from a different direction each morning.

When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

When things go wrong, don't go with them.

In prison, best way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar.

Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.

Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

"Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

When Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

The only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless!

Dog may be man's best friend, but pussy not far behind.

Love everybody...not every body.

If wise man marry, he become otherwise.

It's ok to look back at the past....Just don't stare at it.

Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants !

Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

Man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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You are the Best.. :)

joejoseph said...

AAIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Aparana Pitale said...

Heyy...
Nice, gr8 imagination...
Kisses for Seeya... :)

Blognostic said...

‘Dream a little dream for me’...
Ya rite...coz I have better things to do with my night!

"I like saying that. Hope I dont get the same response. :)'

blunt edges said...

Random? Yes!
Mahaan? Errr...Pass! :P

My fav: The lonely woman's mail to Santa :)

Happy holiday season Suruchi :D

Thousif Raza said...

hmmmmm... have been here after a long time.... i hope seeya becomes ok jaldi... i so so so sos wish for her :)



take care and keep writing.........

Shreya said...

" Try yourself...you can never be too stupid, too trusting n too dependent!
You are bound to break your own record, time and again! "


so true with me :) every time i think i cannot be sillier than this i break my record :D

CutePriya said...

Ha...ha...this is damn funny...reading the first thing in the morning and it made my day!!!
;)

Priya

rantravereflect/ jane said...

wowww :) ya shud publish a book of qoutes, loved the santa n the boss/secy.. DEEP shit ya got going there :) happy new year!

Alka said...

What musings...lol. Some are hilarious, while some are in sighting.

Men mentally undress women...
Women, mentally post-mortem them!
This one is soooo true.

You do have a way with words, buttery gal!Many are gonna slip...
Seeya grow up fast...
Happy New Year.

Raghav said...

if these are original u should get a copyright for them

nice blog you have

A said...

Great observations.

Happy New Year 2001.

Miles Of Style said...

Happy New Year to you and family dear Suruchi!

BTW...what are you new year resolutions? In case you have none, may I suggest you publish a book with all your nifty observations and one-liners! Its sure to be a best seller! Here's hoping you get published this year darling!

Have a fabulous 2011!
xo, Persis.

Prithwish....... said...

wish u and ur entire family a happy and blessed 2011 suruchi..

and as usual, brilliant post..i m sure 2011 is gonna make us witness some more great observations from you :):)

Dhanya said...

"When most men are “checking” out a potential chick...
They are also “cheque-ing” her out!" <<< How true! :) An amusing post totally!

Bikramjit said...

Where r ya.. I changed my blog address.. come there tooo :) and reply to the EMAILS i have sent a couple

irfanuddin said...

nice collection... must hav done a lot of homework for posting this.... interesting post, one has to go till the end.....:)



("....the Bundle of Contradictions" read my new post )

suruchi said...

Hi Ria...thanks girl
N there is this strange crusade to make a devi or maharaaj out of me...
Hehe...madam ji khush hue...
Aching to get back yaar!

suruchi said...

Hi Biky,
U are such an adorable friend, you know that?
U took out so much time for me to answer personally to so many of my dumb observations...
Hats off to u sir ji...
Like I always say...tussi great ho...top ho...India ke hope ho:-)

N u don not mentally strip a hot woman??????????
Whoa...I like you then:-)
N I don’t cut...pucca...I might kill*with eyes n smiles of course* but cut..naah;-)

And my way is obviously the twisted way....seedhe meedhe raste apne liye nahi bane...tell me about the tedhe medhe ones:-)

And smooth as butter to hoon...aap slip hue ke nahi?;-)
P.S. I received no mails...n yes, have to check out your blog soon..pucca!

suruchi said...

Hi Sakshi,
Ya maybe I should write a book...just like maybe I should try going to the moon!
Trouble is that u all love me so much that you are blind to the fact that every second person can cook up such stories.
I am so grateful for the love though..muwaaah!
See sends a big hug to Sakshi masi...n yes, she sooooo adores the Santa...like he was a boyfriend:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Ayu,
Belated Mery Christmas to you too...
Motherhood has made me a delay n postpone things which is the only not so good factor...
Like look at me replying to u people after so many days.
Keep smiling sweetheart

suruchi said...

Hi Tanvi,
Thanks a ton for good wishes.
Seeya’s doing better...though we are wrapping n packing her up like a Christmas tree n yet the damn cold sneaks in from somewhere...
My most romantic n loved season is not so loved from now onwards...
Sigh:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Nayk,
Your realisations make more sense baby than my observations...
Me N Weirdo both agree at how full of sense you are especially before us nonsensical souls:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Joejoseph,
Wow...that was awesome poetry...
Dedicated to Seeya...so thanks a bunch!
It does fit truly in many parts about how I feel for her:-)


Hey Sameera n Prithwish
Thank u guys...
Aap log to mereko bilkul chane ke jhaad pe chadha dete hain...
Wonder how my bums would feel when I fall down:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mady,
Chalo someone missed me...and when it comes to u my cute lil sis..it makes me go yiy yiy yiy...
And to continue the yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....congratulations on the engagement...this IS HUGEEEEEEEE:-)
N I am soooooooooooooooo happy...
I had spread my happiness on ur page that very day, taking out time n telling Seeya to ‘shhhhh’ while I do something very important:-)

I always wish you the very best...such a sweet n fundo gal...I hope the lucky guy knows exactly how lucky he is:-)

I also hope to se u around with now marriage dipped posts:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Pavitra,
About time I saw those legs again in my comment box
Where have you been?
You are being missed so get ur cute ass back to blogosphere...
Though look who’s talking here after churning out barely 4 posts a month n that too with insane struggle n effort!
See ya around now:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Bishu,
Wow...now that is what I call a real compilation!
So many of them are soooooooooo perfect to go on my facebook status...which they will soon!
Ab kuch aisa dhaaso sa likhte to baat bhi the:-)
Thanks for sharing!

suruchi said...

Hi Aparana n Cute Priya,
Thanks gurls...
The appreciation makes my day in a very big way:-)

Hi Blognostic,
Wow..I also hope u never get that response and neither do I...
Strange na , how the tables turned at us suddenly look not so fuuny:-)

Hi Shriya...
Actually that is THE WOMAN’S story the world over...
Never too old to err...never too wise not to blur:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Bluntu,
Alrite...itneee bhi mahaan nahi...
But one or two were great ones even by my standards...hehe
Happy holiday season to you too...
And please show yourself around more...literally n otherwise in 2011:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Thousif,
Thanks for wishes for Seeya...
It’s the stupid winter season n the freezing cold...that’s screwing us both...
In my case...it is my imagination at the receiving end...but this too shall pass
See ya around:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Jane,
I soooo loved ur comment
“deep shit ya got going there”
Haha...kinda actually sums up what I have done there;-)

suruchi said...

Hello Alka,
Buttery gal-that’s another awesome tag...
Finally some sense is coming out of this senseless post:-)
And yes yes yes...
Please keep repeating that imperative of “Seeya grow up fast”
Shaayad aapke he bhagwaan sun le:-)
Thanks for being around:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Raghav,
They are absolutely original n copyright...well, anyone using them without my permission is liable for some serious punishment, unless they are cute n willing to get punished;-)
Thanks a ton!

suruchi said...

Hi A n Prithwish,
Thank u for the wishes
Happy new year to you too!
Hope we all continue to observe n share:-)

suruchi said...
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suruchi said...

Hiyya Persis,
Wow...that’s a perfect wish...
Me getting published...
That should make my year:-)
Amen n muwaaaaaaaaaaah for being so wonderful as you are darling!

Wish u all the smiles n 1000 reasons for them n more all through 2011
Stay as perfect as you are n just as around:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Dhanya n Irfanuddin,
Thank u so much n welcome to my blog...
Hope to have more of you in the comment box:-)
Happy new year!

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