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16 November, 2008

Why men are rats and women are monkeys?

This great title came to me in one of those dim-witted message texts forwarded on the mobile...the rationale stated simply enough...because men run after holes and women after bananas...
It was intended to be a laughter provoking progression but became more of a thought provoking one....

It’s quite true actually...come to think of it...
Sex does make the world go round...
When I was reflecting upon officially writing my brain wave for blogs, a razor-sharp friend of mine already a hit in this circuit judiciously advised me....put in loads of sex, drugs n some drama n you would rock.....
So I thought that after every write up, I’d just mention in bold...SEX,SEX,SEX...n get away with it....
On a serious note....sex is on everybody’s mind...
The degrees, positions, variations n interpretations may vary of course...within genders n individuals...ranging from sweet mush to downright unmentionable business...
Pick up any guy on Facebook or any other social networks...n sooner or later the beating around the bush ends in a sexual titillatation...
Some may candidly ask...so have you ever had wild, dirty sex...?
N others would be more coy...so what do you feel about physical intimacy?
Or better still...tell them...I was dressed like a cake n they’d say...wow I like cake and specially coz it’s so lick able....sllllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppp....

Ouch....please....! Does the cake have any will of its own n hello would you mind asking before thinking of these twerp-like gestures ...creates horrible imagery in the mind....

Bottom line is that all men want to get to the bottom of it...
They really are rats...cautiously poking n groping n nibbling till they get to the hole...bloody pun gets automatically n unintentionally intended here.

Women on the other hand are more subtle...
They are monkeys alrite...but not just that... (When are women ever just one thing at a time...? to think of it...it must have been a woman who coined the word multi tasking...had we left it to the guys they would have twisted it to multi orgasms...what else....?)
Ok...back to women and the bananas...
While the mouse just gets into any hole that comes along...well most of them do...women are more meticulous about how the dish is laid...
Like a dear friend of mine....god bless her dirty mind!...was asked recently at a social do...so what do you think of condoms....? Pat came the reply depends on what’s in it for me...
Monkeys are definitely more rational than rats...after all we evolved from them while we still use the rats to execute all our experiments...

Hence proved and we rest the case...but then again, monkeys or rats, how does it matter...basic instinct remains the same...whether we hold our nose straight with our fingers or twist the hand from behind our head to clasp...it’s eventually the nose each one is getting at...
So as the saying goes...aam khao , guthliyan mat gino...let’s have the mangoes n stop counting where or how we got the seeds from..!

3 comments:

pooja/pallavi !!!! said...

smartest line: Monkeys are definitely more rational than rats...after all we evolved from them while we still use the rats to execute all our experiments...

funniest line: twerp-like gestures

"twerp" is one of my favorite funny words!! :)

g.

Anonymous said...

hilarious post. monkeys are definitely more rational than rats. Women will continue to "woe men" and rats shall continue to get trapped..

Amen!

unohu said...

don' agree with the line of thought above......its partisan derision of poor unsuspecting souls on fulfilling natures handiwork...

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