I have been waiting for mine...
Dreamt n enacted them...
Even happily lived ever after there!
These are images that don’t just come n go but stay with me as a deep down urge for life.
I know I have once before also enumerated my mad dreams...but this time my friends, I am dead serious*waise how on earth can someone be LIVE serious...beats me!*
Scene 1:
I am walking along the road as a commoner and a speeding truck comes from the other side...vrooooooooooom!
An old man is walking along with his stick, oblivious to his almost approaching end...tak...tak...tak...goes his stick*abhi sound effects ke bina narration looks pheeka-pheeka nahi?*
I look at the two extremes*in slow motion for your picturization but in Rajnikant lightening speed* and without any fear for my own life I rush forward, ekdum filmy ishtyle se saying ‘NAAAHIIIINNNN’ n push the oldie to safety, after almost risking my own life in the procedure*yes, I can be duh sometimes and that, if happens, would qualify as one such moment*
But how is this life altering you may ask?
Hellooooooooooow sweeties...That old man is among Forbes’*you can alter that to any other magazine* richest NRI in the U.K. and is here in India because he has cancer*you can alter that to whatever other disease as long as it is fatally fatal* n he wanted to visit his native town...
Voila! He meets his life saviour*yours truly* and is so impressed by my Jhansi Ki Rani instincts. So him having no family back home, signs his 5000*I don’t mind more zeroes there*million dollars to me as gratitude inheritance and dies in ONE week* oye...here you canNOT alter the time frame...sab kuch thode na aapke marzi se chalega*
So there I am now drenched in riches and counted among bitches!
What a spoilt n wonderful life that would be!
Why aren’t there more oldies like him, stupid speeding trucks that only threaten n do not kill n stupid old me at the right moment n right time?
Unfair, I tell you!
Scene 2:
This waking dream fulfilment wish has been with me since I have been with me...bole to since I have traversed the Mother Earth.
I am the girl next door that movies are made on.
The salwar kameez garbed seedhe saadhe kudi whom the hero bumps into n eventually takes home to his mom n never mind the vamps smouldering in the backdrop in their skimpy clothes n never mind if I don’t cook him parathe-sharathe n ghar ka khaana after that!
But now that I am no longer a girl-girl...as in married-sharried n old-shold...or rather older-sholder ho gaye...
So there’s an alteration to the hallucination.
Cut to the face-lifted scene:
I am a top writer...matlab not over the top waala but ‘Oh wow! What a top class writer she is!’ waala.
I write blogs that millions read*and that’s not the dream yet*
Somehow somewhere, there is this quiet anonymous admirer*yes, despite my stupid last post where I bashed the poor anonymous souls* who is a fanatic follower of all that I write and bowls me with his flattering comments...
I interact with him...beginning with harmless little coquettish conversations...and slowly he seems to be addicted to me!
He thinks I am the nicest person in the human race*now there I give you some semblance with reality*
Arre...don’t you dare look here n there or go to the bottom of the page...
Picture abhi baaki hain!
And then one fine day he reveals his identity to me...
He is Salman Khan...or Ranbir Kapoor...or Hrithik Roshan...
And has fallen madly, deeply, truly in love with MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am like no other woman he has come across*aisa mein nahi woh bolenge...mein kab apni taaref khud karte hoon?*
And he wants me to star in his film if not come into his life...
I tell him how mere paon mein baidiyaan bandhe hain...mangalsutra ki...
Er...I know gale mein bandhe hain should be more like it...but then it sounded more like a dog collar than a baide...so twisted the drama!
But somehow he comes to Kanpur with all the media*yes in Rakhi Sawaant tone...oh no the meddiyya*
And I agree to do a short film completed in ten days!
Voila...what do you know...in a month’s time I receive the National Award for Best Actress and Kareena n Priyanka n Katrina hate me coz all the eligible heroes want producers to cast me!
Ah! So there I am now again...
Being what posters are made of...what sells soaps n fans n juices...what twitters and breaks records of even Lady Gaga...what even Amit wants to act with romantically...arre, Amit bole to apna Amitabh Bachchan re!
Hehe...I guess I took Shahrukh uncle very seriously when he said...
Thoda aur wish karo!;-)
So koi oldie who is flithy...as in filthy rich n about to die...please do one kind deed before your end...inform me where you saunter about n let me oblige there with a truck taken from my father’s transport company!
Or if you are a celebrity n looking to fall in love...
Blush...blush...need I say more!
34 comments:
Good post.
he he..wishes bhi kya faaaddooo hote hain..:0 Me and my endless wishes never seem to end[ok**] I dont know about any oldie sholdie/rich/decently looking [does it matter?] person..but haan,we can probably track the ambanis or mittal may be!! Dreaamy***
So,jet set fly?? :P :D
Ahaan, so here go about having another dream sequence.. the best part though is that I have dreamt of all this and more and in the end nothing happens..
I mean, I am nor discouraging you after all, SRK did say, Thoda aur dish karo,or Wish Karo.. or something like that.
And he has also famously said, that- Life like movies has an Happy endings!
So my Love- lets start the hunt for that dream lover/ oldie who is going to make you rich in ONE week!
After all, I am your good friend and you will or so I hope share your riches with me.. :P
And if it helps- I am a FAN! of yours silly :)
you are too much filmy ...no harm to keep it, as long as it keeps you happy .. keep wishing :)
Aah interestign dreams, oh and i love the tag line "Thoda aur wish karo...." :P
Hehehe....you're never too old to dream a new dream, i say! :D
Hilarious post!! Ah...especially the old guy one....Even I wish that I strike gold in somethin unexpected and then finally get a walk-in wardrobe where everyday I wear something new....and designers wait stitch dresses for me...(Hope you haven't given up on that one!)..!!
Have patience....woh din zaroor aayega!!
**Raises hand** Celebrity here!! ;)
And if by any chance after the oldie leaves you his vast jaaydaad, and then you fall fatally ill and decide to go for a walk (which apparently is what fatally ill people do!), do lemme know. I'll be there to save you **wink wink**
Hi A...
Thank u:-)
Hey Mady,
Yup...fadooooo is the right word...
Kabhi kabhi they provide the excitement that u otherwise lack in life:-(
And haanji...
Ambanis n Mittals ko to hum track kar bhi len...
Magar unke tracks hain kahan?;-)
Hey Sakshi,
Yup..here we go all over again...
I seem to be unable to stop anything!
U have these dreams too?*thank god I am normal*
Let’s wish for happy endings for us both...n koi oldie nahi milta to let’s hope ‘our old men’ win some lottery-shotteries to make these dreams come true!
N of course share karne ka hain*mera dreams poore hone ka to koi asaar nahi...hopefully urs would...so reaffirming the friendship bond*
;-)
Hi Shriya...
Hmm...I guess I am too filmy...
But kya karen...control nahi hota;-)
Wishing to continue wishing too!
:-)
Hi Ria...
I love the tagline too...
Shahrukh Khan is responsible for misleading the youth*yup, that’s me* with most of all he says;-)
Hi Pavitra..
Nope...not given up on my previous dreams....but since none of them seem to be working out...decided to add to my list!
I do get a little pushy sometimes;-)
N I remember your walk-in wardrobe wish...
Lemme bathe in millions*of money that is n not soap bubbles* n I’ll make ur dreams come true...
So time to pray for me girl:-)
Hi Blunts,
Thank you for the raised hand!
That’s not the closest that you can get to giving me a standing ovation...but then this would suffice for now:-)
Ho tuumhaare nazar mere jaydaad pe hain?
Naadaan..morkh baalak!
Ab yeh bata diya to I’ll make sure I go with an array of bodyguards who save me from speeding trucks*which apparently come dangerously close on pavements where people walk in parks* and u;-)
Waise I am already fatally ill*mentally kaput* and old*as in older this year than what I was last year* and have a jaydaad*chote mote se..u did not specify it should be a HUGE one*...
So HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!;-)
Hahaha ... I shall live through your dreams ... Mine are not even respectable enough for a blog post! :) But I am as FILMY as you! Yes. I am! :)
Your eyes copied my *bachpan se dekhi huyi* *khuli aakhon wali* dream… before you it’s my chance plzz… So wait for my movie with Mera SRK (that’s what I call him, and ppl say wo tera kab huva), I would be his daughter in the movie and it would be all Dad – Daughter saga, director Karan Johar with a catchy line below the title which would be – It’s all about a daughter’s love for her dad... on the next scene it would be Yash Johar’s pic and written below it – Dedicated to my Dad… :D and on the sets I would call him Shahrukh bhaiya, so nobody would mind me kissing n hugging my bhaiya in public… ha ha... I just hope somebody in SRK’s close contact reads this… wooww, imagine tomorrow me getting a call and then my dream coming true… :)
i wonder....if u put some gender and scene alternations....ppl dont dream much different do they??
means my old man would be super rich and head of a big lingerie fashion house...wich i will take over!!!
and my celebrity blog reader wud be a model from the same lingerie fashion house....who wants to do a serios film...those art films dat include 10-20 deglammed steamy scenes
or atleast one of those super impossible scenarios they show in those "devotional" movies men watches...
okk i will keep on ranting...point it stop dreaming woman....ur spreading it as a disease!!
LOL! Suruchi I love your spontaneous posts hehe! They always get me laughing :D I'll be sweet enough to spread the word around for such oldies or celebs!
Aapki har manokamana poori ho.. is what i would say ... I love the dreams and oh boy i dream a lot BUT I am sure you wud not want to hear them here on your blog and I dare not put them on mine tooo .. mere be saare dreams aise hi hain almost...
KOI TO MILLLE :) and 5000millions baba .. dont be that greedy.. I just need 1 or 2 million POUNDS that would do really no more .. Ok deal please .. if you get that many million I am sure you wud not mind part with a meagre 1 million will you ? After all you have said in earlier posts how i am such a nice person and blah blah about me :) to Deal kijiye I am sure 5000million is as good as 4999Million or ab de hi rahe ho to make it 2 please :)
Not interested in heroine sheroines.. na no one gives me the buzz. but hey the one who is 3 -4 doors down my house oooh la la now you talking.. woh mil jaye to kya baat hai :)
Bikram.
he he he ......what to say...i m really fan of ur imagination...it has its own height i must say, really wonderful. Hey i guess that sweet line for anonymous blogger is for me....he he he..So in no condition i want to divulge my identity and break ur dream into pieces...coz u deserve national award and filmfare award for the blog.....great work...
Hi Tanvi...
*raising a very curious eyebrow to your dreams which u say are not respectable enough*
Baby, thankfully I edited or rather deleted those of mine or else they would have given your dreams a tough competition;-)
And what is life without a little drama?:-)
Hey Aparana,
So glad to have found like minded people here or else would have been dubbed as insanely outrageous!
Mere bhi yeh ‘khuli aankhon waale khwab’ he hain;-)
With eyes closed there is no wildness..and with eyes open there is just madness!:-)
But then why make ‘MERA SRK’ as u say into your bhaiya or dad?
There’s a whole lot of fun in a love relation between an older man n a younger woman...remember Lamhe?
And full marks to your dreams as bizarre as mine;-)
Hi Bucking,
Haha...gawsh you are so much fun...
Let me include u in my dreams too sometime;-)
And I wonder why you chose the old man to be the head of a ‘lingerie’ fashion house....hmmm...wonder wonder!:-)
And sirf 10-20 deglam-ed steamy scenes...tch,tch...
Itne kam se aapka kya bhala hoga?;-)
And woh devotional movies...lolzzzzzzzz!
Now that the disease is spread...it would be so much fun to know more about BF’s dreams in details, what say?:-)
Hi Biky,
Arre...sirf 2 millions maange?
Aise kaise?
20 maange hote n watch me oblige...aakhir friends hote he kiss liye hain?
;-)
Done deal!
And if by chance I do not get these n you rise to fame...
Please remember a thing called vice versa!:-)
And woh gal living 3-4 doors down your house...sooooooooo interested in knowing more Mr. Mann....
Kya pata mereko batane se haseena maan jaayege?;)
Hi Niraj,
Ab imagination ke koi height nahi...
U think this is heights...u never know, how I just might surprise you...
Just as I keep surprising myself....just when I think I can’t be dumber or madder....there I go and break my records!
Haaaw n pls do divulge ur identity na...
Arre last post mein maan gaye the..is mein phir palat...
Whatever happened to our Bharatiya tradition of ‘pran jaaye par vachan na jaaye’?:-)
N National Award n Filmfare award are now eagerly awaited:-)
riches and bithces.. nice contrast.. u seem to hit it rite on d nail top ;p..
scn 2 ka first haf toh true hi hai.. soooooo many alrdy fallen 4 ur charm.. count me in ;p...
n a lil chnge in ur scns.. i aint old.. nor filthy. rich or othrwise ;p.. not am i dieing.. plus aint no celebriyt..yet... nvr knw wot future hold... so wotsay... blush blush** ;p
thoda aur wish karo....wow such an apt post to be reading on my birthday sweetie =)
xoxo.
@Sobhit...blush, blush for sure;-)
N koi na if u aren't filthy rich or old or dying...
In sab kaam ke liye to saare zindage pade hain na?
Better late than never...
Hehe..just kidding..
I always count u in whenever I feel low on my self esteem n need an ego boost...
Thanks...YOU seem to hit the nail right in the top too;-)
@Ayu...then keep on dreaming..some day dreams do turn into reality when we really really like really really want them to...
All the very best:-)
Persis Sweetheart...
Done it on facebook...done it on your blog page...let me do it here again...
A very happy birthday to a dear dear girl...the style diva...n a sweet find here thru my blog...
Love u n wish u all the best..
N yup hoping all your dreams come true:-)
bday gurl, ka koi naya post nahin :P ,
and i noticed my cmnt has been deleted :(
i wanted to mango 20 but zayada greedy ho jata na so 2 bahut hain.. moreover .. itne paison ka kya karna maine.. sambhalne main problem ... :)
and oh yes VIce versa it is but hey aapko bhi sirf 2 hi chahiye ki aap ko 20 dene honge :) bata do pehle hi baad main khich khich nahin chahiye :) he heheehe
and ahmm ahmm ahmmm on the 3 -4 doors down ... wait and watch i guess he heheeh
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Amiable post and this fill someone in on helped me alot in my college assignement. Thanks you as your information.
Hey Mr Happy...
I did not delete the comment..pata nahi kya hua yahan...
I am so sorry for that!
And new post takes a while now for lack of inspiration...
But would come by once in a while:-)
@Biky,
Acha ji, let's not be greedy greedy...
1 milega to usse bhi kaam chalalenge...
Pehle mile to...
Mil baat kar udha lenge;-)
And mereko jo aapke shradha hoge de dena:-)
And also waiting n watching for the 3-4 doors down story:-)
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