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28 May, 2010

My Outlandish Dream!



What is life without an outlandish dream!
Here’s the most materialistic and frenzied one of mine*yaaa...one of those days when I would wish this comes true apart from all the other days when I would shudder n pray that it would not*:

I am the Princess of a big palace of infinite wishes*I can’t do with one unit of anything in life. Yup...I am born this way...so sue me!*

Let me rise from my velvet based n laced, ancient Victorian bed to take you around:
My maid-in-waiting has kept a bowl full of milk soaked rose petals for my feet to dip in, as soon as I decide to get off my feather soft bed! I raise my arms in a sort of angdai like the Hindi film actresses, which exuberates more of nakhra of fragile bones than actual unknotting of the sleepy ones!
Passing the costing-a-bomb ottoman and custom made limited edition oriental upholstery, in an ambience straight out of a chic interior decoration magazine, I move towards my bathing arena that spreads over one floor of my huge house*huge as in I often need a car to be driven around on each floor*.



‘The Bathing Ghats’ is a big, round, colourful pebble-edged pool, dipped in milk again with flower extracts for the whole of me this time.
I throw off my robe and languish in the soft feel while five women watch me in waiting *Err...watching me is not such a good idea. I’ll tell them and you to wait outside and would clap for you when needed! So shoo!*
I then stand under the waterfall of sparkling clean water, created between mounds of man-made mountains and feel all my pores open to life! The other rituals of cleaning my teeth n emitting out last night’s edible treat off my entrails or rather the butt are equally grand, but I would spare you the gory details.

I then go through my walk-in-wardrobe on the next floor, where all the clothes on the line, from Gucci to Channel and DKNY to Burberry, move past me at the behest of a remote control...with accessories matched to precision. Did I tell you about the complete bags range that Louis Vitton made exclusively for me?
I press*the remote of course* to pick out what I like!
Adorned like a million bucks, I step out into the other chambers of my castle.



Okay, the first section*let’s get over with the scandalising bit first* is my very own cute harem. I know it sounds gross, but please, please let me have it...it is only in a dream anyways and it has been my dream like forever! I have here at the press of button...anyone and everyone who would appear before my eyes for my pleasure*visual and other senses inclusive*! There are Hugh Grant, Mathew Maccoughany*whatever is his spelling now*, Ashton Kutcher, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, young Robert Redford and also Ranbir Kapoor, John Abrahim, Abhishek Bachchan, Rahul Gandhi, Zaheer Khan, Roger Frederer, etc, etc...Just to add some variety and thereby spice to my life! Needless to say all of them love me as though their life depended on it!

There is of course another button whereby Enrique Iglesias, Justin Timberlake, Ronan Keating, George Michael, Mohit Chauhan, Atif Aslam and the likes rise and come out to perform*strictly musically...unless specified otherwise by me*!

After my physical pleasures are met...I move on to the physical healing!
I go into my rejuvenating spa cubical which has magical n mysterious connotations!
Here there is one room in which my wrinkles*which would come anyways only after about 15-20 years...or maybe 30-40...acha zyaada ho gaya...20-30 years* are ironed out with my blink...
Another in which I get a *more* sparkling and smooth skin...
A third which would burn all my fat*yes, ALL of it...yiyee yiyee yiyee...look what you make me do The Weirdo Guy* in seconds by merely lying down with eyes closed for five minutes and many more of the likes!



So I become 36-24-36 and emerge!
*Alright...if wishes are coming true then why not imagine 38-22-34 here!
Butt long, cascading soft hair, 5 feet 10 inches height with toned loooooooooooong legs...
Milk white n satin soft skin, almond shaped blue eyes...perfect Angelina Jolie pout...ass to die for n rack to kill for...okay, okay...even in a dream there is a control button...so I would stop at JUST these!*

I then move on to my food section. Here there are exotic delicacies from round the world*do chocolates n chowmein, McDonald’s burger n KFC, get added in the ‘exotic’ list? Don’t bother to answer...they now do!*
About a thousand options*yes, ones which don’t even look like food or could be pronounced by the tongue* can be gulped n savoured n ‘mmmmm-ed’ with zero calories added, no matter how much butter n ghee went in their making*that should make you happy The Bald Guy*



What’s next?
There are rooms where you enter and they serve as a direct link to the place you want to go to within again a blink of an eye*I love that expression...I blink my eyelids innocently and get away often with as wondrous of things*!
Okay, Europe mein backpacking...Thailand mein scuba diving...just a door away!
So if I enter the Switzerland room...no prizes for guessing, I am now in my pure fur*sorry PETA* outfit sliding down the Swiss Alps in my Cheopard sunshades!*living in a material world and I am a material girl...you know it baby*
And then I may have entered the Australian reef beaches...would you care to rub some sun tan lotion on my back?




Another room full of books...a separate room full of music...a floor each for all my relatives on the planet*of course only those whom I can bear*...a personal home-theatre*not a music system with big speakers, like my dad fooled me with, but a proper 70mm screen room*...a floor full of cars that cost a country each...my own helipad *with helicopters naturally...duh-huh?*
A floor for my own designer, chef, beautician, photographer*yup, I’d still be fixated on clicking pictures*
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Now, now...the rest I would leave for your imagination!
After all you do have a fair idea by all that’s related so far!

I know this has been the most madcap, preposterous, barmy, ludicrous, bonkers, farcical*okay the thesaurus has run out of synonyms now* ride!
This is my very own wish-cube cum magic box cum timeless zone cum material bliss all rolled into one!
Too bad Mr. Mukesh Ambani stole my idea n luck to realize even a bit of it!
Phew!



Awwwww....time to get up...wash my not so perfect face...clean my not so luscious body...do up my not so lavish room...love my not so dishy*yet awesome*husband...spend my not so full purse...please my not so flattering little list of fans...

And live my almost perfect, no-complaints life!
After all dream a little dream away!

57 comments:

Tanvi said...

Hahah!! May all your wishes and dreams come true ... There's always a chance! Truth is stranger than fiction, right? ... :o) Good Luck ... P.S. THANKSSSS for all your LoVely LoVely comments on my blog and the undying praise and love! I like it ;) Heheh

Tamanna A. Shaikh said...

Awwww!! haha I love the imaginative story! Especially the wardrobe gamut part of it! :P And the magical transformation of body!! haha you write so welll!! :) Us humans though would get bored with the perfect dream too, very soon! :) ;)

Anjali Anand said...

U r one madcap Suruchu!!May this fantastical dream come true 4 u in its entirety....lottsa luv!!!

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

wooooowwwwww!!0mg!!! i dream of that too sometimes!1 what a heavenly feeling if that comes true!!!!!!!!!!!:D

(p.s. check out my latest post if you have time,,.thanks :3)

Pavitra .... said...

Hahahaha....hope this comes true for you..!!
A walk-in wardrobe....now thats something I want so badly....Some day I will get it...Someday...

Your dream sounds so awesome..! But I bet you'll wanna come back to this life for a few days again....coz you might get bored of all the cleaning...bathing...and spa treatments..
But its fun to dream na....?

Niraj said...

he he he..i thought u were to liberal in your dreams as well..having harem with the lights of johnny depp and john abhraham...hrithik is missing...must say u should get a award for thinking machine..if every indian can think out of box just like you than each individual can make this dream reality..what say??

Anand M said...

So here it is...Female fantasy..This would be called an educational post for researchers who could use it in decoding the female mind..I am glad no Male has tried to write such a post..it would be censored or obvious reasons..*wink*

Nice read, Hope ur husband did not faint after reading this:-)

Sakshi said...

If dreams were apples... I think, I would have an orchard.
But, life is otherwise.
Glad you have an escape... and just in case this dream comes true * which I pray happens really soon* Don't forget your friend (s) ;)

mohit said...

Okaaaay.....

really...are you THAT unsatisfied ? ;)

kidding re...never hurts to be rich :D

Ria said...

Now thats one luxurious dream...hoep it comes true someday! ;)

Jack said...

Suruchi,

L O L. What a dream! Wish you all the best.

Take care

The Bald Guy said...

Cars that cost a country?

and 38 22 34 would be very misshapen. I guess.

Whatever.

But good luck!

Nads said...

you know you should have left Ranbir for me :P anyway this was really awesome. May ur dream come true and may Mr. ambani (that money making goon!) rot in hell. Sorry *ahem* but I hate that guy. Family relationships ki koi value hi nahi pata. Moving on..I hope you'll send TBG n me a car free mein. Ok baba? :P

blunt edges said...

now that sure is some dream!

all my dreams have been collected by a very well-mannered gentleman who goes by the name Hugh Hefner and placed here: www.playboy.com ;)

sulagna ™ said...

38 22 34 thoda sa lopsided nahi ho jaeyga...yuo know???

hehehe..but i cans ee G loving this stat really really very much...


and oh hell..do you know how awesome you are,without the LV or channel or prada..you are a jewel...heera ho tum jaan ..heera :)

Dusk said...

hahahahahahahaahahaha!!! You gorgeous woman you!!! You are so true to the meanings of your name!!

The "blink of an eye" transporter rooms are wonderful!! Everything you dream of is wonderful!
...but you must understand it is because you dream so lavishly and wish so lovingly and speak so frankly and live so honestly... all this makes you luscious and voluptuous with praan...

You have such fire within you Suruchi.

Am In Trance said...

//Butt long, cascading soft hair..//
//Ass to die for n' rack to kill for..//


LMAO !! What use of words....!! Wah.. Wah...

Neend se jaago.. Doodh wala Kiraya lene aagaya hoga.... LOL !!
Superb...!
:)

Mr Happy said...

ahmm ahmm

itna sab ek dream mein aane ke liye i have to dream :P

write one novel , it will be blockbuster i say :)

I can be the publisher ;)

Madhu said...

my freams give me nothin but bull shit..so madhu chooses to reamin silent over this matter..*wink*

Lena said...

I believe you stole my dream. Can I sue you?

But on a serious note, even when some of them do come true we can really say life is good :)

Tanvi said...

Where are you!!!?!?!?

suruchi said...

Hi sorry guys....
Internet server was down*damn BSNL...okay, okay...please don’t be damned...n continue giving us regular net supplies and we hope for regular roti kapda n makaans to all of you*

Hence the imposed sabbatical...:-(

But I am back n thank u all for dreaming with me*yiyee, yiyee, yiyee*
:-)
Getting down now to reply personally.....:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Tanvi...
Baby, if you don’t deserve praise on your blog n looks...nobody else does*except of course Dusk n Smrithi...you three sum up style for me to the T :-) n honestly yaar*
I do wish that dream comes true in bits and parts at least...although I have little complaints with what I have as of now...
God’s been more than generous..
Like I say n believe in “I am too blessed to be stressed:-)*

P.S. Thanks for being concerned about my whereabouts...it felt awesome to know at least someone’s bothered about me not replying back....find me on facebook...that’s one place I would neeeeeeeeeever be lost from!
Huggggggggggs:-)

suruchi said...

Hello Tamanna...
I am glad you enjoyed the dream...
And so truly said that too much of anything bores us too soon...
So that’s why this little dream in like an escape route...
When everything normal gets a little irksome...I just need to close my eyes*and sometimes even staring at the wall is enough for the transportation* to take me there...

A dip in luxury, excitement, passion, travel n fame and you get charged up to face the mundane again;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Anjali maasi...
Wow...poora ka poora wish kiya aapne mere liye...

Awww....I think aap pechle janam mein mere REAL waale maasi rahe hoge...coz u are just as cute and affectionate as my abhi waale real waale maasi...

Thanks a bunch for keeping a tab on me...
Do tell me though when I go a bit too outlandish...
You are the only relative I have on this domain to guide me back:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Ayu...
So glad someone thinks the same way...I almost feared being taken to a psychoanalyst after this mad bantering!
Phew!
Glad to know I am normal...
Yiyeeeeeeee:-)

May all our dreams come true:-)

suruchi said...

Hiyya Pavitra
Thanks for the wishes and when SOMEDAY your dream comes true about that walk in wardrobe...do lemme take a peek and remember...gooooooooood friends share to show that they care and I am the ‘best-est’ of friends one could have;-)

The materialistic life described us in really not my cup of tea coz I really believe ‘the more the money the less the merrier’ is one...

But I like to go on little flights of fantasy...
A switch on n there n a switch off n back...
Now that would be the perfect dream:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Niraj...
I knooooooooooow....how in god’s name did I miss Hrithik...
Okay to make up...Hrithik, don’t you worry...you get a personal big fat room right next to mine along with a secret doorway in the walls*taaki hum duniya ke kroor nigaahon se bach kar mil sake;-)*

If every Indian would think like me...my harem would have a shortage of men to fill it up with...
Now, now...then my dear dear blogger friends would have to oblige and fill them up....what say?;-)
Thanks for always being around Niraj...you are awesome!

suruchi said...

Anand ji...
Namashkaar,
Wow...a male dream, huh?
That should begin and end on just ONE note...
Aap log ke sui*needle* ek he point pe atke hue hain...so the post would beign and end in just a few words*and whole lot of actions/moans/uprisings*
Lolzzzzzzzz....

My husband did not faint at all...in fact he tells me to pray for a little harem for him too since I have a magic wands of sorts here;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mohit
I am not THAT or THIS or any bit unsatisfied...
In fact I get scared of the idea of having too much money...
It makes the pocket too heavy to let you move your butt to have some fun...

So I like to keep it light n bouncy...
But then SOME money in SOME once in a while is too gooooooooood to not want it at all:-)

suruchi said...

@Ria n Jack...
Thank you ji...

If the dream does come true...
I promise to have a floor each for all my blog followers too...
So AMEN to that and cheers for all of us!

suruchi said...

The Bald Guy...
I guess ‘cars that cost a country’ kuch zyaada ho gaya!
I was hoping people would brush past that one...

But na na...
Aap kaise koi mauka jaane de sakte hain jab mere leg aapke haath mein aa jaaye* of course to pull;-)*
I was also hoping that there would be a teeny weeny or puny country like that, which would be horribly underdeveloped and would cost like the most expensive car ever...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah...okay...stop button pressed to halt the functioning of further outlandish thoughts!

And 38 22 34 would be mishappen?
Don’t guess...think and tell...
Chalo we’ll add the options button to add inches or subtract as per the viewing n whims of reflections seen in the mirror or critical analysation of The Bald Guy...
Happy?:-)

suruchi said...

Nads...
Awww...I was so going to write there that we would keep Ranbir on a sharing basis between Nicole n me*strictly twin sharing* and somehow that slipped of my mind...
Okay...to make up...
I hereby pronounce n renounce all my claims on Ranbir
It’s a big sacrifice but then...friends are bigger!
May he rest in peace in your arms and may your sunshine smile make him forget what is raat n what is din!

P.S. Oye I am ready to give you n TBG a complete floor in my castle...n tussi sirf ek car de gal karde ho...
Baby...jitne marzi cars le lena...;-)

suruchi said...

Hellooooooooooo Blunts...
Now that sure is a DREAM only!:-(

And that ‘very well-mannered’ gentleman who plays so ‘decently’ in playboy sure knows u well!
Why did I already know that was coming?
I expected this from you or Buckingfastard...
And like always....U, Blunts...never disappoint:-)

But then...
And so...
Also why...
Aaaaaaaaaah....Too many blasphemous queries...
I let this go for fearing of banning comments section of ‘Tumbling Thoughts’ for public viewing;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Su...
Hmm..lop sided ho gaya 38 22 34...
What the heck!
You be by my side when the measuring is being done....
I’ll keep doughnut sized fats/skin ready...jahan marzi laga dena and jahan zyaada ho raha ho...just scrape it off like a true sculptor;-)

N for G...the more the merrier..if you get what I mean!
Oh wow...and me a heera...
Then u can be m panna...
*remembering a crappy movie called ‘Heera Panna’ n hence the dumb insistence...coz we really are one of a rare kind*:-)

suruchi said...

Dusk goddess...
Welcome to my domain again...
And you find me “gorgeous”?????*I have fallen flat with shock n disbelief...somebody threw a bucketful of water on me n I have returned back on my senses to reply...I hope that ‘fire’ in me was not extinguished in this stupid process*

You are so super generous with me and in your praise....
And you through your pics live that diva kinda life that I summarize here...so in a way...my physical bit would be almost to be like you...

Now...before I raise eyebrows with my praise for you...I better shut up n end with my big smile that you leave me with every time:-))))))))))))))

suruchi said...

Hi Bishu...
Woh “ass to die for n rack to kill for” waale line awesome the na?;-)
Kisse ne kuch bola he nahi...mujhe doubt hone laga tha...
But mere sachche ‘mard’ dost ne woh line pakad he le*applause, applause*;-)

Supeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerb comment....
And neend se jag gaye...but doodh waale ko kiraaya dene ke liye nahi...gym ka kiraaya dene ke liye...
They make me burn a whole in my pocket instead of my body...:/

No wonder I dream n toss all night with such crappy thoughts*along with many other censored crappy thoughts that is;-)*

suruchi said...

Hello ji Mr. Happy,
Wow...publisher to aap ban gaye...magar kahin aap mujhe bhi koi sapna to nahi dikha rahe na...mere tarah?;-)

One day I shall actually write a novel n all you guys who keep motivating me into this would actually have to read it!
Sigh! Now that’s a dream I really , really, really want to come true:-)
Thank u:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mady,
Oye..dreams always give "bull shit" only...
So band aankhon se dreams ko yaad rakhne ka koi fayda nahi...
Khule aankhon se sapne dekho...
N jo man chahe woh dekho...
Minus the scissors of the censor board;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Lena...
Please don’t sue me...but when my dream does come true...I promise to share...
There are only two ways in a friendship
Of share n care...
So I hereby promise to take ‘care’ of all the gifts you ‘share’ with me...unless of course my dream come true n I get into a position of doing vice versa:-)

Thanks for stopping by...
And even if none of these dreams come true..
I would still scream n screech and cry out loud and say...
Life is beautiful:-)

Am In Trance said...

Arre !

Woh hua yun ki: I was doing some human Modeling in office for an animation.. A female model actually..
Reference ki kami thi toh 3d modeling mein problem ho rahi thi.. Ass Rack ki tarah n' vice versa was happening..!
Then I read your post n' that line.. LOL !!

;)

n' remember Dreams are never crappy.... I Love my Dreams.... :)

Ok.. here is a lullaby 4 U..

My bed is like a sailing ship-
when I'm tucked in, I take a trip.
I leave behind my busy day
and sail to places far away.

I sail past beaches, gleaming white,
with palm trees swaying in the night.
I watch the waves break on the shore,
and then I see my bedroom floor!

I blink my eyes, I scratch my head-
my ship is home, I'm back in bed.
My ships goes sailing every night
and sails home in the morning light..


:P

suruchi said...

Wow Bishu...
Thanks n biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hugs to u*biwi ko bolna sirf friendly waale hain...naye naye shaadi hue hain aapke..is liye jaane diya...otherwise you are too good to be true*
U are an absolute sweetheart...

The lullaby for me is awesome..
I am so glad we are friends:-)

Am In Trance said...

Your last line made my mood..
Thank You So much..

Have I Told Ya Before..
You are the Best.....
:)
Hugs..

HaRy!! said...

am just checking the expenditure! :)! boy o boy...... but then the last lines :)... ronan keatin...blah blah.. ya its a dream :)!

rainboy said...

hehehe Awesome dream ahahaha

Some of it may be possible if try hard enough.
I wish I could dream lavish and outlandish like you.

nice post...made me laugh lol

take care

buckingfastard said...

can i be ur dream servant pls pls!! da one who kills da malkiin at the end of da story!!! pls re!! it will nyways be a dream murder!!!


btw watch da video of a song "Rockstar" by Nickelback if u still havent!!! well we all hav our dreams...!!!

shikha said...

:-)) mad mad mad !!!!!
hugssssss and mwaaaaaahz

suruchi said...

Hello again Bishu...
But I meant that last line...
You are someone so sweet...I barely know you...but then by your comments on my posts and on fb, it becomes kinda clear that you are a super duper cutie...

So stay around me....
And yes, you always tell me “You are the best”
So much that I have actually started to believe it...
Hugsssssssssss:-)

suruchi said...

Offo Hary...
Kar de na ‘man’kind waale baat...
Only thinking of expenditures...
It is just a dream baba...so there are no boundary lines...

And yes..the last lines are reality...
And a beautiful one at that!
:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Rainboy...
Looooooooooong time...
I guess you come out with the monsoons*sorry...poor joke:(*

I am sooooooooo glad you laughed...
And even if my saat-pushtein get down to trying to make this dream come true...we would just be saat-pusht down n nowhere close!
Sigh!
So just dreaming it away:-)
You take care too....n I really liked the pic that came up with the last post...though super momentary...by the time I went there to check you out...poof...it was gone!
:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Bucking,
Now your comments always do things to me*no puns intended*
Like take me to ups and downs...

The first line:
“Can I be your dream servant?”
Me thinking: wow, finally he is charmed!:-)
And then soon after:
“the one who kills the maalkin”
Me thinking: boo hoo...some things don’t change:-(

Now after ripping all my claims to fame apart...the only thing left to do was to kill me...
Hey bhagwan...yeh sunane se pehle mujhe utha kyon nahi liye*neend se...not duniya se*
And helloooooooooooooo....THAT end when you’d get to kill the maalkin would come way too late and by that time yeh jo abhi waale sheepish grin hain na, on your face...that would be looooooooooooong gone!

Now...I’ve got to watch the video you’ve suggested...
Blunt Edges made me watch a site...
And then people say I corrupt others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)

suruchi said...

Shikhu...
Hmm...mad, mad, mad it is!
But don’t you worry...
There’s a big floor waiting for you in my mansion
And I will also give you the password to the harem...
Sooooooooooooo....
Smiley smiley...;-)

Hugs n muwaaaaaaaaaaah:-)

rainboy said...

hahaha No I was hiding in thte shadows. but I am back now :)

What ...which post...what are you talking about ;D ssshhhh
hush hush .
Be quite ...No one is upposed to know about that.

take care :D

suruchi said...

Offooooooo..you say "hush hush" and expect ME to be hush hush about it...

Correct me if I am wrong...there was a cute looking dude up there in the pic...
Yes you can correct me by showing me he was not just cute but also handsome...;-)

Arre...it was a nice pic..put it up again....
Phulleeeeeeeeeeeeeez:-)
out of the shadows...:-)

rainboy said...

Yes I thought.But I guess I was wrong. ;D

the dude you saw was my evil twin ,He posted something and I had to get rid of that... ;)

Haha He won't be putting up anything soon.He's been sent away.
But If you have FB then you may see it again.

Oxymoron said...

hey..
first time at your blog.....it's really colourful...sets the mood right....and thats one elaborate dream...i hope at least some of them come true for you..loved the post..

anyways do give my blog a visit...i write at http://theoxymoronworld.blogspot.com/2010/05/random-story-8.html

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