Amazing people who make me go on n on n on:)

21 March, 2010

The "Adventures" of a Lazy Boy...zzzz...!


I am a little lazy boy,
‘Little’- I’ll explain why...
My body all grew up but mind refused to buy
The fact...
That there are things like sunrise and sunset
You don’t get food put into your mouth, even if you fret!

There’s a compulsion to stay smart
There’s an expectation to ‘not fart’...
You need to change socks on an everyday basis...
You ought to whoosh the mosquito that chases!
There’s a time to act demure
It’s the juncture to project mature.
But I blow off such crappy thoughts...
For they bore me to the core!

I lift myself from the bed each day...
In a slow motioned trance!
For someone warned me about bed sores...
And hence I don’t take a chance!
I have worked on making my system, slow from countless ages...
So much hard work in there, almost like of renowned sages!

I am careful not to let the grime settle on my tower...
I sneeze to ruffle it off, almost every hour!
And my shaggy bearing is getting the masses hooked...
Oh come on...It’s the latest in Baba Ramdev look!

I don’t shave for I believe in returning to nature
And not give complexes to those of higher stature!
I don’t believe in hairstyles or get my nails cut...
It makes me feel at home, when I am living in a rut!

Dragging my body weight to land on the table...
Is that not a task enough?
Ask me...so tough, so rough!
I eat less for good health and you term me crazy
I advocate keeping the body rested and the mind hazy!

I lift my eye one at a time, to save energy for emergency
And sometimes both just to show I have some consistency!
I try to press my lips together...and no, I am not getting horny,
It’s to save me from drawing a yawn...please don’t brand me corny!

I collapse like a bean bag through the day...
The maid considers me invisible in her sway!
But when the dusting cloth reaches dangerously close
I moan in protest,
But when she gives me a glowering look...
I forget to mind the rest!



‘Behave like a human’ is the topic of the sermons
Which I get often from other living beings!
I feel too tired to argue, so raise an eyebrow
Accepting the aftermath of my doings!
I don’t understand though why
Humans do bathe...do go out in the sun,
Why humans do work and follow the time
I believe it’s nipping the genius in the prime!

So what if I don’t bathe...I believe in saving water...
So what if I don’t socialize...I am saving from lust your daughter!
So what if my clothes stink, at least they are being used,
So what if my brain works less, at least it is not fused!
So what if I do no sport...Does that mean I am not sporty?
So what if I have no achievements, at least I am not haughty!

Someday I would have a girlfriend...for I believe in copy and paste,
The same love letter that I send to all...is never written in haste!
I spend hours over them, catching a nap before every word,
Someday my slow and steady ways would win me a hot bird!
You may throw a pass at me, but don’t expect me to catch!
Bloom I would, but don’t count my eggs before they’re hatched!

My laziness is progressing as the years are passing by,
Someday I think I’d sleep the week away...just for a try!
Now if you are expecting more or a proper end...
Try another blog at another bend!
My eyes are again pressing shut
The bed is again calling for my butt!

So don’t work too much guys
Believe in destiny,
It would anyways happen if it’s written...
Go to sleep when holy crap motivation smittens!
Oho you are still around, trying to rock my sack?
Hey now that you are here and to stay...
Start by scratching my back!
And when you are done with it my friend
Would you also remove that burger?
It’s lying on my key pad from ten days
And preventing me from typing further!

37 comments:

Weirdo guy said...

"You don’t get food put into your mouth, even if you fret!"

yes so true ! i mean there was a time my mother used to run after me to eat and now she keeps the food locked up so that i dont finish off everything !

how did you manage to gain such a deep insight in to the male teenage mind ???!!!

suruchi said...

Hey Weirdo...
You do get food put into your mouth if you fret but not before your mother...could be before your girlfriend...try karna...
Consider it as the ultimate test of love...
And if she fails*as I have a devilish belief that she will* don't u worry...mein hoon na...to give you more screwed up tips;-)

N I could tell about the gluttony instincts looking at that breakfast picture of yours during the trip...;-)
Lucky you...eat your guts out and it does not show:-(

And how I manage the insight?
Hmmm...I think I have a split personality syndrome...I am partly a teenage boy,partly an old woman, partly a seductive diva,partly a hopeless loser...partly an infant,partly a sage...partly the devil n partly an angel...

The only thing missing here is a modest responsible adult...but I am working on it....to keep it at bay;-)

Vagabond said...

roflmao!!

so true...
i know all the pains above...

regards,
the little lazy girl!

=D

suruchi said...

Hello VB...
I guess I found you a twin then...
Though I shudder to imagine myself the situation when things would go THAT bad...:-))

So you are just a little*meaning thoda bahut*lazy gurl:-)
N when you write posts like you do...the laziness kinda suits you:-)

LITTLE ON THE EDGE said...

though i might not agree with it entirely,i loved the attitude :)

malpani.!! said...

lol.. u are seriously wasting time hiding in dehradun.. i guess..
u should be OUT THERE..!!

m waiting for the next part..- lazy girl..!!

Joe said...

hallelujah ...now how do ya cum up with thotz like that??

you are amazing, suruchi!..shud say that itz quite intimidating..reading yr thotz !..but itz fun ..so keep spillin those beanz.. n u have have great fan in me..:)))

Vagabond said...

naha little meaning exactly how it is described in the poem...
.My body all grew up but mind refused to buy.
i just hate the situation where there are 15 responsibilities. hmpf!

thanks for the compliment =)

suruchi said...

Hey LOTE....
I loved the attitude too...
Wish we could actually do that...
Just be n not bother...
Of course not AS care a damn...
But damn yaar...just damn it all once in a while;-)

suruchi said...

Hiya Malpani...
Nopes...not in Dehra...I wish I was...
But good old Kanpur...
N it's not really that bad actually...
Wonder what would be "OUT THERE"...
Tell me n I shall duly arrive;-)

And about the next part...
Hmmm...not a bad idea...let's see what gets cooking:-)
Thanks for stopping by:-)

suruchi said...

Joe....intimidating??????????
Oh come on yaar...just a mad nut getting nutty here...
So have fun n keep reading on...

Thanks for the amazing bit and telling me of the great fan in you...actually this is amazing...how a few words can actually make your day;-)

I try not to be repetitive in my posts n hence cooked this up:-)

suruchi said...

@VB...awww...big hugssss...
We are all almost like that...
And fifteeeeeeeeeeeen responsibilities sound a bit too much gurl...
Tell me if we should sue someone for that...;-)

Joe said...

haha mad nut..cook it up.. well thatz wat make you special i guess... n most of us tend not to spill that side of us.. or like me not gud @ expressin it.. :))

sulagna ™ said...

wah ji wah..isey kehte hai attitude,,,you and em can never even think of getting this attitude..haina ??? :( :(

Lincoln said...

The start didnt look promising to me but i am hooked to ur posts and writing so read till the end and glad that i did so for it had some little quirks :)

U r one little tom boyish seductive witty lady;)

suruchi said...

@Joe...wow special bhi bola?
You are good for my ego:-)
And who says you are not good at expressing...
When you express that I am good...you do it pretty damn well;-)

N as far as spilling the other side is concerned...
Well, the problem with me is that I don't have any other side than this....:-((((((
So not a matter of choice;-)

suruchi said...

@Su...hmmm...we can't...though wish we could...
With me I have to write another post on the adventures of the super spic n span gurl...
Thing lying around...generally give me the jitters and I am organized almost to the point of craziness...

But then I do have days of exceptions which prevent me from getting tagged as a 'stuck up organize freak bitch'
;-)

suruchi said...

Lincoln...I loooooooooooooved the address of "one little tom boyish seductive witty lady"
How cutely you managed to bring in all my shades there...hehe:-)

I am glad you read it...and will try to do something about the start to make it more promising:-)

Thanks also for being hooked...I promise to keep providing the bait;-)

Vagabond said...

*hugs back*
*wistfully sighs*


sue who, sue who?
wish i knew. =|

=D

Vagabond said...

*spends a little more time on the blog*
*wistfully sighs at Lincoln's comment*

something like that sure takes the pains of the responsibilities away =|


;)

suruchi said...

Hey VB...
Lemme share a secret...
Since the last few days I have been crappy...u know the kind of feeling when u wonder why,what n how much...
But then before I could discuss MY problems with my friends*as generally often happens*I ended up hearing their stories first...

So at the end of the conversation n madness described at their end...they asked me...
"mere to yeh chalta he rehta hain...tu bata...how are u?"
I couldn't help blurt out...
"I am fine yaar"

Life is screwing pretty much all of us...we must take out as many reasons to smile as possible...and keep ourselves positive coz no one else in this damn world would do so for us...

I guess enough of sermons from swamini suruchidanand...;-)
Hugs n hugs n hugs n more...

P.S.*swamini moonlights as agony aunt...free of cost...satisfaction guaranteed...u just have to holler...we'll find a way*
Stay smiling gurl:-)

Madhu said...

*yawn* makes me lazy now..:P

Vagabond said...

lol!!
happens with me all the time. i have very very few friends and the ones i talk to have their share of problems and after they are through they remember that i might have something to say i just smile and say "i am usual".
...my supposedly best friend did not know about my breakup until one fie day after her sad story she suddenly asked me how my then boyfriend was.
yeah "true story"...

guess people like us blog.

suruchi said...

Hey Madhu....
I hope the laziness did u some good...;-)
kuch angrayee lene the n use the opportunity;-)

suruchi said...

VB...
I guess it's true...people like us blog...
But then we must have a couple of such friends who listen to us once in a while...
It truly helps to share...
So please share with those who care...for even blogging is no cure for a heart to heart with someone who may understand...

Find me on facebook...let's be friends...so I can hug n poke u there to make u talk:-)

Weirdo guy said...

"I am partly a teenage boy,partly an old woman, partly a seductive diva,partly a hopeless loser...partly an infant,partly a sage...partly the devil n partly an angel...
"


i think the seductive diva suits you all the way !!

suruchi said...

Hmmm...wow n all this Weirdo, when u don't even know how I am "all the way"....haha...lolzzzzzzz;-)

Thank u, thank u...
U know how I have been bragging about 'me' thanks to u...:-)
And if that was not enough...now this....*feel on some cloud 9...must seduce someone to accompany me there though;-)*

buckingfastard said...

cummon face it!!! 21st century is boring!!! and sleeping is an adventure!!

i totally agree with da hypocrisy of ppl wen dey xpect oders not to fart!!

farting is just a smelly natural process...get along with it!!

Vagabond said...

@ suruchi: melancholy is my vice. no complete cure =|

but you are too sweet. already found you on FB =)

seductive and sweet...hmm...hot and cool...wah you are something now =P

suruchi said...

Hey BF...
21st century is boring agreed...but like we have a choice here...:-(

Sleeping is adventure...
Wow...now I am wondering what all u do after the world thinks you have retired to bed...hmmmmm...;-)

Hypocrisy nahi hain yaar...when they expect you not to fart...it's just to save the sensory organs from an assault and the facial expressions from scrunching into wrinkles...imagine getting all wrinkly just because someone else let his gas out....ewwww...I can be gross sometimes...and u know what...this is not one of those 'sometimes'...hehe:-)

Have a happy farting day:-)
Release it all...that reminds me...when is the next post coming about? It's been a looooooong while:-)

suruchi said...

@VB..melancholy can be a great driving factor...
Let's screw up our vices and use them to our advantage;-)

N yup..I agree...waah...I am something...just not figured out what...but something for sure:-)

I have received two friendship requests from unknown girls...now which one are u....chalo will accept both...and let the firendshipzzz begin;-)

Anand M said...

I am careful not to let the grime settle on my tower...
I sneeze to ruffle it off, almost every hour!
And my shaggy bearing is getting the masses hooked...
Oh come on...It’s the latest in Baba Ramdev look!


Ha ha ha...looks like if it has been written for Lazy people people like me.

suruchi said...

Hehe...Anand...we are all lazy in our own rights...
Some more n some less...
Glad u enjoyed this:-))

Vanathi said...

LOL... nice.

suruchi said...

Hi Vanathi...
Beautiful profile pic...:-)
Thanks:-)

Amrit said...

very nice :)
I am addicted to your blog now :)

suruchi said...

Hi Amrit...
Please stay addicted...
This is conducive to your health...
Thankssssssssss:-)

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