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11 April, 2010

I've been Tagged*Nope, I am not on Sale!*



Phew! I never understood the tagging business...though I do realize that it is supposed to be something pious and followed very religiously or else you’d be burning in hell*that’s how you people make it sound*.
So here I have been tagged thrice and gradually would try to rise to the occasion despite my pitfalls!

Kindly bare/bear...whatever!

This tag is from Sakshi and The Bald Guy *double conspiracy*.Thanks people for feeling I could do a good job at this...if by ‘good job’ you thought I’d be more guilty than you...you are damn right...guilty as charged!

Your Rules:
RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent*...aa...err...mm...WTF!*
RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!*hint, hint...message, message and ask, ask!*
RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag up friends to answer this*people please tag yourselves, I find this kinda difficult...yes, even for someone like me!*

My rules:
I am sorry, take me to court but answering in monosyllables is just NOT humanly possible in my case...I am just not made that way. I shall explode for lack of eruptions of words vying within to get out...but I promise I would try to be as much in brief (briefs nahi brief) as possible. Anyways mentioning thought bubbles in asterix do not qualify as “saying”...they are just reactions n not explanations...and the rest is your destiny my friend!

• Asked someone to marry you? Guilty*Sigh! Sigh!*
• Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty*OMG, OMG!*
• Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent*always think of the poor table n give up*
• Ever told a lie? Guilty*remember what Krishan ji said in Geeta or was it in Mahabharat?*
• Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty*hmm...all the bloody time. Why can’t I “have” all that I want...or at least some of the ALL!*
• Kissed a picture? Guilty*sometimes even my own during those bouts of ‘nobody loves me’*
• Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent*how can one miss out the action for so long?*
• Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty*ask my students ;-)*
• Acting like Cupid? Guilty*if I can’t have them...well at least let someone else have fun!*
• Been suspended from school? Innocent
• Flirted openly? Guilty*now if not ‘openly’ then ‘behind closed doors’ would account for something else only, won’t it? ;-)*



• Stolen from a store? Guilty*okay sue me now!*
• Been fired from a job? Innocent*I fire things I don’t get fired...fried sometimes though I do get due to my big mouth!*
• Done something you regret? Guilty
• Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty*actually it was the nose only...but to save my face...aaa...you know what I mean!*
• Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent*unless aapke gaon mein “usse” snowflakes kehte hain ;-)*
• Kissed in the rain? Innocent :-(
• Made out in a public place? Innocent :-( :-(
• Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent/Guilty*go figure that out Einstein*
• Sang in the shower? Guilty*my shower like Megh Devta erupts only after I scream...err...sing...maybe to shut my mouth with water*
• Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty/Innocent


• Had a weird haircut? Guilty*that says “had” by the way...no relation to present tense*
• Had a crush on more than one person at a time? Guilty*ek se mera kya hoga?*
• Initiated friendship with a stranger? Guilty*wise-ass...every friend is a stranger at some point!*
• Been an Agony aunt? Guilty*bloody all the time...if I charged for this...I could buy Bill Gates off*
• Fallen flat on your face before a crowd? Guilty*oho...what a moment...err...fall that was!*
• Donated Blood? Guilty
• Teased or whistled at a guy? Guilty ;-)
• Burnt food while cooking? Guilty*ho ho...and you don’t wanna know what I did with the burnt food!*
• Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty
• Wished you had magical powers? Guilty*evil grin*




• Have/had a tattoo? Innocent*so wanna be guilty :-(*
• Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
• Been too honest? Guilty*hmm...Raja Harishchandra would have been proud of me for carrying his legacy to the point of dumbness*
• Thrown in a surprise party? Guilty*but why do I always ‘throw’...when would I be thrown for? :-(*
• Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Innocent*is there scope for MORE bloating? :-(*
• Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
• Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)?Guilty
• Joined a pageant? Guilty*and I even won...yiyee...yiyee*
• Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty*blush, blush!*
• Had dreams about film stars getting cosy with you? Guilty*oh why did I wake up! @#$%*
• Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent*unless you count in 5-6 bottles of water in this*
• Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty

38 comments:

The Bald Guy said...

Am I seeing things, or did you just add some questions too? Hehe!

suruchi said...

Hahaha...Tbg...of course added...
You think I can manage with anything aise he sookha sookha,without giving it my special flavour;-)

And if you are seeing things beyond what you should...I better cover up;-)

Shady said...

guilty and charged hee hee

suruchi said...

Hey Shady...
Guilty...agreed!

But what are the charges?
Can I smile my way out of it?;-)

The Bald Guy said...

Gosh you're naughty beyond comparison! I'm hoping your hubby dearest does not have a gun!

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

wow..its really tough to answer questions like that!! i salute you!!! :D
(ps. check out my latest post if you have time,,.thanks :3)

suruchi said...

Hehe...I scandelised The Bald Guy...I scandelised The Bald Guy*yes, by now you know I am crooning this along with my yippiee dance;-)*

Btw...my husband does not have a metallic, bullet emitting, human killing gun...so you can rest in peace;-)

Niraj said...

Hey..nice one...i would definitely like to know what u did with the burned food?..he he he

suruchi said...

Hey Ayu,
It's not really tough...especially since no explanations are required*and no one's asking for them either:-(*

Thanks for the salute...I prefer a hug instead next time;-)
And sweetheart I always check your posts...love the pictures you've made:-)

Vagabond said...

=O
;)
=)

suruchi said...

Hi Neeraj...
Your tag for me is next on the list;-)

N what did I do with the burnt food...okay...
I dug up the mud of a plant kept in the courtyard and buried the burnt food there...covering it again with soil*yes, I am sometimes devious...okay...mostly devious*;-)

Needless to say abhi tak laash baramat nahi hue;-)
And the poor plant died soon after...better to have killed a plant than killed living, blaming, frowning human beings;-)

suruchi said...

VB...
=)
;)
=)
How well do partners in crime recognize each other na?;-)

Are u guilty in any of these too?
Tag yourself na, if there's something we MUST know;-)

Hopeless Romantic said...

HAhahah....fun post....you added questions on your own..now that's creativity on the naughty side :P

suruchi said...

Thanks HR...
I always knew you had an eye for recognizing genius*sadly that's not an eye on me* and you always prove that true;-)

Naughty but nice:-)
No fun without spice;-)

Nicole said...

Ooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! 'Wished you had magical powers?' Haha...who doesn't.
I really liked this tag cuz u were so 'Honest' :P
Loved the commentary or whatever it is really called. :D :D

Vagabond said...

i will have almost the same answers ;)

will do it anyways..sure.. =P

Vintage Obsession said...

hahaha loved it :)

suruchi said...

Yup VB...
Koi na...always fun knowing explanations behind it;-)

N u are such a sweetheart to listen to me*makes me collars go up;-)*

Sakshi said...

Thanks hai ji, for doing the blog... I almost thought that, I ahem missed out a couple of questions in my own tag... :P
Naughty Naughty girl...

suruchi said...

Hi Nico...
Chalo then tagged you too....
And honesty is the golden rule*though I broke most of the rest...I abide by honesty till death do us apart*

And the only magical powers that I wished I had like really sincerely n since forever...to be wherever I wanted to go in the blinking of an eye....just like that....without traveling....without booking tickets....without the hassles of distances....

Sigh! Sigh! Hello...upar...haanji aaphe...uparwaale...sun rahe ho na aap?:-(

Thanks for bearing:-)

suruchi said...

Vantage Obsession...
Thank u ji...
Consider praise as getting tagged...
I know this is kinda Hitler-ish...
But what the heck....fun Hitler-ish;-)

suruchi said...

@Sakshi...
Thanks for getting my mind to churn on this one...
It was fun doing it...

And redo your own...
I have even sexier..oops...naughtier questions to boot...I mean to do...
Lemme know n I shall shower you with those...
After all what are friends for....if not to corrupt your mind;-)

malpani.!! said...

lol.. u know.. i rilly would love to spend one whole day with you and know the person you are..
i flipped out on the snowflakes comment.. hahahaha.. unless aapke gaao mai usse snowflakes bolte hai.. lolzz..!!
i actually love half the things that you are guilty off.. nahaice..!!
nice..!!
they say you are not guilty till you get caught.. so..

buckingfastard said...

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty ....tch tch!! i need da details!!

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent/Guilty...oh cummon!! hw can u be both..unless u kissed with a cellophane paper between lips!!!

and arent dere way too many questions abt kissing o_0

Niraj said...

he he he .....gr8 work...

suruchi said...

Hi Malpani...
Wow...I really love the idea of someone wanting to spend one whole day with me to know the person I am*please do tell me too when you find it;-)*

The snowflakes are causing quite a thunderstorm here it seems...
I’ve had five people asking me about it...
Snowflakes can be anything...lollipop...chocolate sauce...jelly...toffee...now you guys have a hyper active mind...meine to kuch bhi nahi kaha....god promise!;-)

I love being guilty too...
What’s life if it’s too filled with innocence, right?
And even if caught....have an alibi ready mate;-)

suruchi said...

Hi BF...
Firstly can I know your name there...otherwise on all posts you come across as my BF n that might soon become official...
Not that I am minding it*yippiee...yiyyeee* but then Mrs. Buckingfastard might some day...even if she decides to stay for just a couple of years, like you mentioned last time around when you were here..

And now to the post comment*finally*
Chalo finally found someone as nosy as me when it comes to peering in every where to find out who’s kissing whom*damn the voyeurism streaks*

1. At the risk of sounding ‘Super Rakhi Sawant’ here*minus the intensions of course* the kiss to someone of the same sex was when we cousins were in our teens....a bunch of five teenage girl who saw Raja Hindustaani on TV n thought we’d find out what all the fuss was about a bloody kiss....needless to say we didn’t really get adventurous and just a brush was enough to convince us that movies bloody exaggerate all pleasures*THAT misconception was suitably altered after we ventured outside our sex*

Now, now...too much detail!

2. kissed someone I shouldn’t was a dumb question...means I always kiss when I should...and why would I kiss someone whom I shouldn’t feel like...so ask a confused question n get a confused answer...

P.S. I didn’t add those kissing questions:-(
My lord yeh saraasar galat ilzaam lagaya ja raha hain mere pe...
Yeh pehle se he the yaar....
Aapne sirf kiss questions pe dhyaan diya....tch,tch

suruchi said...

@Neeraj...
Thanks...I feel great too now;-)

Madhu said...

i would have a 90% guilty there..loved those italic interpretations beneath.Its so totally my kind of writing.I have a damn opinion abt ever thing too..:)

suruchi said...

Madhu...I know...ab mereko samajh aa gaya hain that you n me end up thinking n doing alike;-)

Upon a serious thought:
What do we do about that damn opinion that we have for just about everything?
Shall we just let this thought be damned instead?;-)
Thanks for always reading me:-)

Sakshi said...

@Suruchi
I have an idea, how about making a tag out of those questions and tagging the people who you really wanna get know better... now that would be fun...

Jack said...

Suruchi,

Frank and witty. Enjoyed.

Take care

PS : No visit?

Prithwish....... said...

hey suruchi,

I need to confess, that ur posts are damn interesting and brutally honest. love the way u weave out things...
I would rate myself 80% guilty on those parameters. loved the presentation.
Keep it up dear. m sure ur hubby look forward to your posts too :):)

HaRy!! said...

now has the guilty overtaken the innocent!:)

suruchi said...

Hi Sakshi...
Alrity ma’m...would work on those n pass them around soon
I hope blogspot would not outcast me for my big mouth;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Jack...
Thank you ji...
Been visiting around...
Your home is also down the corner:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Prithwish,
Thank you for the lavish praise...and nope, my hubby does not go through all of these...just some which I make him sit down and read with me...ghar ke murgi daal baraabar syndrome:-(

80%guilty is not bad...but then is there no one who’d beat my 100%?

suruchi said...

Hary
The guilty always overtake the innocent!

Remember yeh kalyug hain;-)
Innocence is anyways just a self created, state of mind!

We never really are guilt-free completely, are we?

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