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08 January, 2011

Missing the Kissing!

I remember preaching to you guys on the art of kissing.
If you do not...get enlightened all over again in my post “IT’S IN HIS KISS”

And I am back to KISS again...
Actually I’d prefer back to KISSING rather than to KISS or back-kissing or...er...never mind and in everyone’s sanity n better interests, let’s not discuss what “I” prefer anyways.

What’s with people now-a-days indulging in so much concentrated activity of the lips?
Ghor kalyug, I tell you!
Whooosh!
My little Seeya is growing up n it kinda bothers me.
I mean in such a scenario, you can’t have her mom being tempted by such blatant show of indulgences to deviate, can you?
Ya...I know, you know what I mean!

Yes, look around and anyone is kissing everyone or at least someone and new year’s eve is the worst time to witness such shameless outbursts of tendencies in human species much to the annoyance of those who don’t get much or enough...alrite, more than enough of it*so I am greedy...sue me!*

Gross...helloooo people, get a place for such acts that screw the happiness of lesser mortals, living with an occasional peck on the cheeks in their everyday humdrums or at least not such that take our breath away...EVERYday.
And what in God’s name is wrong with these heroines n heroes...inke ghar mein baap, bhai, ma, behen nahi hain kya?
All of them are so engrossed in lip locks that can put even the famous Raja Hindustani to shame.
Gone are the days when females squirmed watching onscreen passion in shame of those sitting around her...it is now shame of having no one to try on what you see, that is more ghastly!

And you frustrated directors-those kisses are so well focussed and zoomed in and excruciatingly prolonged that they keep us half awake half the bloody night, twisting n turning on our bed.
Who in god’s name is accountable for all that sighing that this evokes?
You are indirect contributors to global warming...bhagwan ke ghar jaake in sab ka hissab dena padega manushya.
*Okay, time for me to shut up with my lambasting before I sound frustrated*


What is with women/girls n kisses?

~We can never have enough of them*I mean I can be smooched all day n still feel it was just testing n tasting...bring on the main course*!

~With many n most of us, a good kiss is as good as the climax, of the entire act that is! If you want to go where no man has gone before, try looking for the entry on top of things instead of getting to the bottom. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach n to a woman’s is through her lips. Any woman who denies that has never been kissed the way she should be.

~We always measure a guy’s credibility in areas otherwise through his expertise in using his lips*I am even worse, I often measure the entire guy just by a look at his lips-the lips can tell it all. And please don’t ask me more on the “measure” part* A good kisser is a lambi race ka ghoda for sure n period.

~The way a man kisses also reveals how many women he has kissed...ha, gotcha! You men think unlike women you have no tell-tales...hehe...think again. Yes, it can...for free demo please contact the owner of this site especially n only if you have full protruding delicious pink lips*and extra-stressed ‘only’ if you belong to the male gender. Women only get enlightment n no demos...call me biased, but that’s how I am*

~A kiss can unlock unknown portals of the mind n if you are lucky, also of the body*why do you think women close their eyes when they kiss, eh...time to open other things else...mmmm. If she has her eyes open n watching u, she’s not ready yet*

~Most guys suck at kisses...I mean literally n otherwise.
Many feel there’s something to eat when they open their mouths and get down to it*no puns intended*
Many have such overflowing juices by the mere brush of the lips that all those juices end up flooding your mouth....isssshhhh...the feeling of getting your mouth stuck in an unset jelly bowl is very creepy...
A bad kisser is definitely a no-miss-er;-)

Okay...so let’s ask you guys...
What has been your most memorable kiss?
What’s your kissing style?
And how do you please your man/woman/both with those things god bestowed you with under your nose?

I know you are dying to know my best kiss:
Well, at the risk of being shameless and almost flaunting it here...
I remember this one time when I was pinned against the wall and the lip lock lasted for so long that I literally got out of breath and was gasping.
It left me with such swollen lips that I could almost give Angelina Jolie a run for her money-a gentle brush of the lips that started with a pull of the lower lip, went on to a tender suck at the upper lip and then the closing in on the entire mouth and the tongues taking over in a mad frenzy rush!
Aaaaaaaaand there I go again...showing to the world why this blog needs an A-certificate:-)

But OMYYYYYYYGAAAAAAWD....I need a kiss now!
So do u mind me signing off...kisse ke zindage n maut ka sawaal hain!
Happy kissing in 2011!
Muwaaaaaaaaaaah!

46 comments:

Ria said...

Nice post dear, i so wanna kiss my man right now. :) Missing him terribly. I guess i'll have to wait till Jan end to get the much awaited kiss. And i can vouch for one thing, that is he is a gr8 kisser. ;)

Cinderella said...

Hahaha....I love this post. Your blatant honest and candid talk is infectiousness Su!

Agree with so many things you said. And in answer to your question, I think my most memorable kiss was our first kiss, some twelve years ago. I still remember the place, the time, and we were, and how it made me feel. Remember it so vividly. It tingles me even now!

:)

Bikramjit said...

RIGHT.. I am going to read it again and again ..
cause i dont know what to make of it..
now i need to ask someone if i am a good kisser or not ...

But oye hoyeee against the wall aap to cha gaye suruchi ji... kya baat hai..

I m not going to write anything .. shhhhhhhhhhhhh baat niklegi to fir dooor tallak jayegi :)

But theek hai ji, let them have fun i dont mind the kissing in open public, i guess the world is becoming more and more open.. but yeah other then kissing the shud take a room...
and in most hindi movies its the kiss which is the best scene rather then the story or the acting.. SO chalne do karne do ..

:)

some of the points you mentione eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk

and free demo mention kiya aapne kahin.. kahan kithe kadon when when

where do u get such ideas man .. ab mujhe yeh blog X rated karna padega .. kaise kaise ideas dete ho mere ko ...

Bikramjit said...

@Ria :- ACCCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Akshay singh said...

QUOTING YOU
"~Most guys suck at kisses...I mean literally n otherwise "
And then a detailed description .

My question is ...itni jaankari hai aapke paas . kitno ko kiss kiya bhai ??? :-D ;-)

LOVED IT ....Oh ! wait till Seeya grows up n reads this ( hawwwwwww ) :O

Sakshi said...

Happy New'Kissing' Year!!! You made me miss my man sooo sooo much after this post!

Muah to you! :)
And don't worry... Seeya has a great teacher ;)!!!

Mr. "Niraj" Lemon said...

he he he...loved the post...u always rock...i was thinking when your return for writing after nearly a month...u would be writing some explosive....this one i guarantee is one of them..really candid....a great guide to kiss...i have improved my knowledge..

Thousif Raza said...

now thats what i call... a hot post :D... it has a certain grace and poise to it.... and i'm totally against u on PDA's.... emotions shouldn't be timed... like find a place then be alone and then kiss or whatever... i think it should be expressed when u feel love for that person and whenever you want too... i know it could crate havoc in india, but still i kinda like the idea...

i sit in the library staring at my girl's lips and i wanna kiss her so much but damn it, i have to be civilized, and it puts me off so much, and i've had some very awesome kisses, cant explain to R material ;)... he he... welll enjoy and @ Akshay: awesome comment dude.... i think seeya might faint :P he he


take care and keep writing..............

Am In Trance said...

Kyon.. Aakhir Kyon ????
Aakhir Kyon Mujh jaise Office mein baith ke kaam karne waale seedhe saadhe logon ko yun sataya jaata hai ?

Ab pura din kaam mein man nehi lagega...
Mein kab ghar jaoonga..! Bhagwan..!!
:(

Aapke post ne khalbali macha di...
A Very 'kiSSable post'... Muaah...

You Are The Best.. :)

mohit said...

hahaha.....u won't believe how relevant this is to me
;)

incidentally, the kiss I'm most 'proud' of also involved a wall !
(or atleast I hope I should be..)

but you know, what, I hope you get that kiss soon !!

mohit said...

PS: Hope Seeya's doing well.

suruchi said...

Hi Ria,
Wow...naya naya pyaar n shaadi sounds soooooooo interesting n mush...awwww....:-)
Jan is here n so is your big day.
Here’s a bug yiy yiy yiy in advance.
I am sure he’s a great kiss coz one kiss n he’s got u here:-)
I hope your missing ends soon:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Cin,
12 years ago...omg...would it qualify then in the category of cradle snatching?
And 12 years n still kissing is super duper cool and tingle waale to aur bhi classy...
I knew u are my kinda gal...those of us who can’t do without mush!
Three cheers to us!
And what’s life without some candid talk, right?:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Biky,
Omg...lagta hain kuch UK mein earth shattering so ho gaya?
N aapko kisse ne bataya nahi ke aap good kisser ho ya nahi...
Ay lo...aisa kaise?
Doobara un sab naariyon ko kiss kar ke review leejeye...

And aapko poore post mein “against the wall” waala part he chaya hua laga..lol... I wasn’t sure if I was doing the right thing putting my own kiss up there...but ohir ab daal diya to daal diya...
Sharmaane waale kaam waise bhi apne se kam hote hain:-)
And look at u...shhhhhh-ing me like that!
Kya yaar...aap to India ke sher the na?

And haaaaaaaaaaaaaw...meine kya idea diye ji aapko jo pehle se na the?;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Akshay,
Abhi kitno ko kiss kiya n kya kya miss kiya...kya bataon bhai;-)
Akshay no one else would have the guts t ask me that here...magar nahi...aap to aap he hain...:-)
And zaroori hain duniya ko jaanene ke liye duniya ghoomna?;-)

Wait till Seeya grows up n haaaaaaw nahi...tab tak thoda shock proof kar denge:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Sakshi,
Awww...Shoy ko bola na phir...
Big muwah back to both of u...
May this be the most kissed year and culminating in that big kiss down the aisle:-)
And Seeya does have good teachers n examples for sure:-)

Mani Lalwani said...

A sweeet post frm a vry sweet blogger :)
The writing style, The puns intended, The puns not intended, The hindi film nautanki! Ohh! I love reading ur blogs like always!

And abt kissing! As they say ! Smile is the second best thing that you can do with ur lips :)
^^ thoda puraana quote tha but plz. adjust kar lena! Abhi kuch yaad nahi aa raha! And, I dont wanna stress my mind at these odd hours of the day :P

Miles Of Style said...

OMG...Suruchi ! I so wanna kiss right very now! My husband's in his office and I'm in mine and now I'm contemplating going over and stealing a quick kiss or two...ahhh but the risk of getting caught kinda makes it even more exciting if you know what I mean ;))

Lots of love to you and Seeya in the coming year my dear dear bloggy friend!

xo, Persis.

moonlite:D said...

oops, thats a lovely post,!!
i agree with almost everypt you mentioned,,
with his kiss, i could make out that its his first time :D,, well, it was mine,, but we got better in the due course n had the best of it!!
oh gawwwwdddd, u reminded me of those sweet moments,
hmm there is a reason as to why the kissing is called, giving your heart in tiny pieces!! :)

Sameera said...

Hahaha.. I am wondering which movie (or should i say which kiss :P)gave u the idea for this post..

Aparana Pitale said...

He he he… such a bold post… Not just those movies but this post also must have had people half awake half in the bloody night, twisting n turning on their bed… :D
and as always you again making us eager to wait for your next updates…

Prithwish....... said...

hmmm..Your blog certainly needs an A certificate :)
No, not because its adult, its because its simply adorable..you deftly maneouvered the emotions within us, of our first kiss, our first realisation of adulthood :)
Love the way u write..really..:)
carry on...

cheeers!

Bikramjit said...

he he heh :) yesss indeed i like that idea .. sabko pakadta hoon and again ... hey can i use the agaisnt the wall wala pose to ask them if i am a good kisser or not .. aapne copyright to nahin kiya na woh...

This weekend Bikram on the HUNT then he he heehhe :)

and "jisne ki sharam uske foote karam " My dad would say to me i use to be a shy guy in those good old days he he he he :)

India ke hi nahin UK main bhi sher hi hain, sher jahan chala jaye wahin his territory starts SAMJHA KARO ...
kya DIALOGUE mara maine WAH WAH boliyeeeeeeeeee :)

loved ur reply thank you thank you

Bikram's

suruchi said...

Hi Niraj,
Arre waah...dekha free mein kitneeee samaj seva kar rahe hoon!
Improing knowledge without any hassle...mein bhi great he hoon!

N thanks a bunch for finding this explosive as a return post...
Though I personally think abhi kuch khaas pataka baja nahi...
Let’s keep our fingers crossed for the future;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Thousif,
Wow...and when someone says an almost otherwise perceived perverted post has grace n poise...then ur faith in the sensibilities of human beings is redeemed;-)

Arre baba I am not against PDA...I wrote a full bloody post on it...magar woh grapes are sour waale kahani hain...
Jab tak khud lage rahte the...would look at the world with indifference...
Abhi nahi mil raha to looking with scorn...
Tch, tch...such is human tendency:-)

And Akshay is my half mad friend...n Seeya is half my fan already...
So I guess not much damage done anywhere:-)

suruchi said...

Hi AIT,
Haaaaaaaaaaaw...mujhe aapko satane ka koi intension nahi tha...magar tansion ho gaye na...sorryyyyyyyyy
But aap mere socho...office se jaake to aapka kaam lagega kam se kam...
Yahan to wohi dry dry lips;-)
Hehe...I need to stir G tonight for sure:-)

Muwaaaaaaaaaah...WE are the best:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mohit,
So now we finally have something in common...
A kiss..
Naah naah ji....not in between us but against something...
Chalo...some distances covered at least:-)

And like always...we appreciate details*take a cue from me*
And yes...I hope I get that kiss too:-)
Seeya is doing much better...thanks a bunch, buddy:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Mani,
Now here’s another one who calls me hindi film nautanki...
And another time that I love it...
And itneeeeeeeeeee sweet hoon kaise pata...chalo sending u a flying kiss, usse se pata laga lena;-)

And yes, smile is definitely something that we can do with our lips...but after a dozen other better things, my friend;-)

suruchi said...

Hey Persis,
My gaaaaaaawd...
As it is I was pining in wanting a kiss...
Now I am double pining in wanting a kiss like that...you know..stealing waale n where there’s the excitement of getting caught...
Now we ain’t any action heroes...so have to suffice with whatever little action happens n whichever way;-)

Thanks a million for always sending love to Seeya...
Loads of love n hugs back...muwaaaah:-)

suruchi said...

Hi Moonlite,
Wow...you gave me another brilliant line I could live by...
A kiss is actually like giving your heart in tiny pieces...
And when your heart is as big as mine...
There are a zillion tiny pieces waiting to be given out for the good of humanity;-)

Glad to have brought back good kissable memories;-)
Keep kissing...u never know where u might reach with them:-)

suruchi said...

Hey Sameera,
Arre all the movies yaar...
Pehle it was Ranbir in Anjaana Anjaani
Then Band baaja baarat
And then Johnny Depp in The Tourist...
Omg...it’s burning hot where I am;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Aparana,
Aisa kya..
But kisse ne bataya to nahi ke mere post ne unko twist n turn kiya...
N kya kya twist n turn kiya?;-)
What’s life without a little twist anyways;-)

suruchi said...

Hi Prith,
Yiy yiy yiy...I finally get an A-certificate and one that I love...
My blog is now ADORABLE certified...
You made my day:-)
Thank u sooooo much
Please stay around:-)

suruchi said...

Hellowwwwwww Biky,
Naah naah...copyright nahi kiya...
Ek aur kadam is duniya ko behtar banane ke liye...
Aap poore wall le lena yaar...pata nahi kab kya kaam kar jaaye;-)

N aapke dialogue pe taaliyan...
*applause..thunderous applause*
Love all your comments...so can’t help but reply like I do:-)
So thank YOU ji:-)

Rahul Khatri said...

SCCCCCCCCCCCCCC he he...so much of kissing gyan and such "A" deserving content in such an adorable way...ha ha..only you can do that..I bet theres no one who'd not have a naughty smile on their face while reading the post even without realising!!;):) simply Love your style...ahem..writing style i mean ;):P:D

Rushabhh Gandhi said...

OK! :)

rainboy said...

I miss the kissing :(
Why did you write this? memories hve flooded this romantic soul :(


classic writeup though.

suruchi said...

@Rahul....awww...thank u n hugs...and I love your style too...sab bol diya and phir bhi shhhh hain;-)


@Rushabhh...aaaa...okay from here too:-)


@Rainboy...thank you so much...and now that makes the two of us missers:(
Let's here your memories O romantic soul to ease my pain;-)

Rachit said...

First Kiss is always d memorable one..:) and, than it happens again and again that you lost the count. :)

CATGIRL !! said...

hayyayyy...i hav never been kissed in my life..btu i cud well imagine it now..

Hey dear! am from Pakistan n was just browsing through good blogs to find smart writers like you to befriend. Nice blog outlook and interesting write-ups. I write on relationships mostly as well as some funny stuff.
I hope u can be a follower if u like my blog? Don’t forget to comment please !!
The Emotional Lava
Best of Luck for ur blogging.

Soumyadeep said...

Ohh....such a nice description...it was as if I could feel ur each and every line.....

Hope to get many more from.....

Fatima said...
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Fatima said...

I mistakenly clicked on this post..and you know waht...shit yaar I'm d only one whoz not had my first kiss :P

aur kya yaar..itna bold post ya aage aur bhi hai jo meine padhe nahi hai hawh :O but koi nahi tussi inne sone tarike se likhte ho...ki koi kya kare pyar ho hi jaata hai... ;)

Aur now toh you've left me pining for a kiss...yeh raat aur yeh duri yeh duri tere milna hai zaruri yeh gaana yaad dilayadiya :P

TC

Suruchi said...

@Rachit, Catgirl, Soumyadeep n Fatima,
Thanks guys...feels great that some of the older posts are being appreciated:-)

And kissing should never stop...kissing nahi hain to life mein missing hain big time:-)

Anonymous said...

this is a stupid post you are contradicting yourself Its shameless to see others kissing in public but its ok to describe in detail your own
soooo wrong ;)

Jen..The Butterfly Effect said...

LOL! This is such an awesome post! I just could not stop laughing at the naked blatant chatter about KISSES! :)

I can still never forget mine! I'll keep mine personal but yours rocks lady! ha ha! :)

I'm your follower already!! :)

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