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01 May, 2010

The Work-Out Express!


The gymnasium can prove to be the epicentre of loads of action!
*And by that I do not mean just lifting weights or performing with the rod!* It is a full blown gossip monger’s paradise!

My gym is abuzz with some scandal or LOL moment always!
It’s like going every morning to your very own news weekly or daily!

There’s this late 30 something guy who comes there...I call him Mr. Blackie!
Dark as ash, with moustache...and somehow living in the conviction that the vest style uppers were made for just his kind of drop dead looks*yes, one can actually die after looking at him*
Pssssssst...my dear, those multi coloured vests are awful...wish I could tell you that...but to do that I would have to actually TALK to you...and I wish THAT never happens! A torture for the eyes is preferable to the torture to the entire system!

Of course the blessing there is, he is so dark n sweaty that the bunch of ugly gnawing patch of underarms’ hair get hidden in his skin colour*nope, I don’t stop my regime to look at that but the very things that you pray life does not show you, end up becoming the very things that surface before you, more than often-like lizards mating- ewwwwwwwwwww!*

And this obnoxious guy*he has sparkling white teeth, by the way* the other day was checking himself out in the huge mirrors put up on all the walls. Suddenly the music changed to a lively number and he broke out in a Mika-style head rotation along with springing jumps and actually continuing to do so for full one minute!!!!!!!!!
Had he done it for half a minute more, I would have for sure needed an ambulance for sudden and irreparable cardiac arrest! The jarring moves leave me in shudders even now and I dread the number being played again in the gym!

There’s another specimen! He’s Mr. Stud!
Lean, tall again mid 30’s*that’s the dangerous age bracket it seems* and some would call him handsome!
When he moves it feels as though his body is screaming, “Oh look at me! I am god’s gift to mankind!”
He wears the hosiery material shorts and t-shirt that cling to his physique worse than that white saree in the waterfall, on Mandakini’s body in the flick ‘Ram Tere Ganga Maile’! The scene here is equally obscene my friends, or perhaps that is his very aim! If you have it, flaunt it syndrome! And by now, every boy and girl, instructor and helper, receptionist and watchman in the gym knows he has it!
Thank god for small err big err...whatever mercies!

He would work out and then check out*himself and the handful of women around* and then raise his leg or protrude out his butt!
He’s almost Menkah in action, thinking we all lesser mortals are Vishwamitras!

Then there is another nerd...a Punjab Da Puttar*PDP* who insists on wearing Capri pants to work out!
Twice they have torn during leg lunges, yet not deterring him to alter his path...I think he likes the idea of his trouser slitting...
He believes in that tagline
“It is not right to always pull someone’s leg...
It is not right to always pull someone’s leg...
You should also spread them sometimes ;-)”
Does anyone here comes actually to work out*except me of course*?

And then there would be the aerobic sessions!
These are revelations in themselves!
If you happen to be standing in the third or fourth line, you are bound to be a victim of ‘Dhrishti-atyachaar’-the screwing up of your vision!

People would bend forward in their teeny weenie t-shirts, giving you a full view of their lower inners peeking out unapologetically at the first hint of public glory!
And now my dearies...brand does matter!
They’d be a VIP or an Amul gazing in our faces...
They’d also be Jockey’s and Tommy Hilfiger’s!
And you’d be surprised to know how famous bright red and fluorescent yellows are with men here in Uttar Pradesh...or is it just another one of bizarre Kanpur traits or worse still...is it actually a men-all-over-the-world fetish?

Animal prints too, eh? Hmm...I discovered these at the gym...where else!
But sometimes I get confused...not in the exercise step silly, in the dilemma, if it was the same print tit bit worn yesterday, covering my predecessor’s butt, as of now!
And please would people stop wearing low waist undergarments...it can be so bloody disturbing in so bloody everything!



As for women...they are pretty much the same here as anywhere else!
There are items of these species with full make up on at 6.30 a.m.*yes, in the morning*
There are a couple who exercise for 15 minutes and make the male trainer press their bodies for the next 15 minutes in the name of stretches to relax! You should watch them close their eyes and smile with pleasure while in this act. I would give my right hand, right leg and right everything to know what they’d be thinking at that moment!

There is one who emerged out of a cubicle in the changing room recently and when I tried to venture in, much to my surprise a full bloodied man somehow squeezed his way out too from the same 6 feet by 6 feet box!
Something inside me warned not to rush out screaming “Magic, magic...8th wonder just happened in there!”
I soon found out that both are happily married...to separate spouses of course!

There is another lady who one day rushed into the changing room with tears in her eyes. Out of concern, I followed her*yes, only concern...my gossipy antennas were resting in peace...at least till then!*
She was screaming to someone over the mobile phone...
“What do you think of yourself? You would give that bitch more attention than me? You think I don’t understand these games? How dare you touch her waist?”

I sneaked out thinking I can’t help in this...only to bump into the new six-packs instructor in the corridor explaining over his mobile, “I am so sorry...I will not touch any female again...I promise...come out baby...I’d touch you and heal my mistake!”
OHH MYYY GOOOOOD GODDD!

Then there is an enthusiast with holes in track pants that are begging termination of their lives, but the hostess holds on to them as though her own dear life depended on it!
There are some who come with hair neatly tied in a plat the first day, but seeing the heat quotient soon come with their zulfein laharaaoing in the ceiling fans!
Some ooze of the most expensive perfumes, others make you pray that you could keep your nose at home and come there for training!

There are some who wipe their sweat in slow motion format of movies and others who drench their chiselled countenances with cold water in full public view!

There are those who lift the 1 kg dumb bells as though they are obliging it and some again who would increase the kgs going by the number of onlookers admiring it*no matter if they can barely walk out on their own legs after that*

You can spot the best of cat walks on the tread mill and the craziest of moans and screams coming from the weight section! Since there are just men in that domain, we do not rush to aid or speculate!
There are many who letch and many who are being letched at, both categories feeling their paisa was vasool-ed!

It’s a fun world of work out...you just need to work out the way to fun!

And now in writing this, another significant revelation has dawned upon me...I now know why I am bloody not losing any weight! :(

67 comments:

Wicked Witch of the West said...

Oh, gyms are so much fun! :D Mine has no gossip since noone goes there (it is just one suburb over, but another world away...in this suburb I am practically glamorous and skinny...it is full of women who would sit at the side of the pool reading or in the cafe eating chips rather than venture into the water with their kids...so fitness not a priority).

Gross men at the gym I don't miss at all. At the last there was the pro bodybuilder in lycra long pants and horrid revealing shirt...the one before had both 'I'm too natural for deodorant and so in tune with my femininity that I will do yoga stretches in the circuit (traditionally girly) section...and the 'I don't wear anything under my shorts and I do all my stretches in the women's section so they can see' (gross!!!).

I must admit, I get annoyed with the eternally resting on machines...some people seem to do a lot more resting than exercise.

Suruchi said...

Hahaha...you gross experiences W3 surpass even mine;-)

N in that suburb or anywhere else Cathy...u'd always be glamorous n skinny my dear hot friend...:-)

The 'too natural for deodorant and nothing under pants' guy-hilarious...I wonder now how you could bear to move with so much bare;-)

Pavitra said...

Hahaha...gyms are fun..hai na..?
I had been there for 2 months....SEEN a lot(wink! wink!)
loved your post...brings back memories;)

buckingfastard said...

ohh suruchi!! tch tch!! try going to gym wen dere is women only sessions!!

and ohh suruchi's husband!! ur wife is checking other guys undies!! i wonder how a husband is even supposed to react to dat!! so u decide!!

but btw...u see i had to ask dis...is dere a locker room in ur gym...where u kno all women can change dress simultaneously!! just tell me YES and i will get my faith back on humanity!!!

and yes abt my name thing!!! lolz its fun!!! arre i will tell u!! but lemme hav my share of fun before dat!! hehaw!!!

Suruchi said...

Hi Pavitra,
Gyms are totally fun and sometimes even funny!
In two months you ended up seeing A LOT...

Hmmm...wow, there’d be so many interesting tales there...
And memories bhi....
Share, share...:-)
Thanks for always marking your presence here:-)

Suruchi said...

Ohh Bf...
Why on earth would I try something so insane?
A women only gym...ewwwwwwwwww....hehe:-)

And helloooooooo stop communicating with Suruchi’s husband here...you should have been smart enough to know by my writings that you will never find him here...at least not in the comment box section...
Hehehohohahahaaahaaa....that’s the devilish laughter saying Mr.Narad Muni ke avatar...ab kya karoge? ;-)

And btw...it’s not like I am asking these guys to remove their pants and stand before me for inspection*no puns intended*
I am the victim here undergoing this Dhrishti Atyaachaar...what makes you think I am enjoying this? ;-)*this wink is just to mislead*

And yes about your name thing...arre when will you tell me?
Okay have your share of fun...
And I’ll have mine...
I am officially keeping your name Nandu from today...till you tell me the original one:-)
I can’t keep on calling you BF without getting any benefits of that kind from the same:-)
Heehaw!

P.S. And for god’s sake....would you please write something new on the blog? The moment I started seriously stalking you on your posts, you stopped writing! You can’t see a woman happy, can you?;-)

Unknown said...

I have my own gym.Dont get me otherwise.NOt a personal Gym..I do it all.walk,eat less,work ou,climb stairs,strech,sleep..everything..:) Do i need to go to the gym?

riddhiculous said...

:D After reading this I feel like joining a gym.. like for lack of melodrama in life...
Undies- animal prints.. hahahha... like u seriously can't avoid such things can u.. after all hw many times hv guys stopped being peeping toms on the girl riding the bicycle or the one sitting on the bike flaunting the obvious. They just deliberately drop pens and papers...

and this is o cooll it is like pay back time when u get to give them the taste of their own medicine.. :P

About the 'magic magic' bit heheh i knw happens..

girls crying- god good u did not venture into it. and the within the gym telephonic convo.. brilliant.. this place is traight ou of ekta kappor serials man..

love/ extra marital/ betrayal... lets call vikram bhatt shall v?

Blunt Edges said...

i was always confused whether or not 2 join a gym...now i'm even more confused!

lizards mating? lol...kya mast example hai!!!

women with full make up at 6.30am? yeh hui na baat...now where eggjhactly did u say is your gym? ;)

the trainer-trainee relationship...ahh isse kehte hai guru-bhakti...i likes that! :D

bas yehi sab dekthi rahogi toh weight kam kaise hoga :P (not that i mind u watching all this...coz it gives us something so interesting 2 read!) ;)

u know what your posts are like a perfect masala movie...entertaining 2 the hilt :D

Suruchi said...

Hi Riddhi,
Yup...gym joining is a must...to keep the body, mind, facial muscles and jaws in good shape...body by exercising...mind by gossip...facial muscles by frowning and scrunching the nose to avoid the stench of sweaty guys...and jaws by laughing out loud at some of the cartoons!;-)

Yup...pay back time...and since you put it in that light...i will do my very best to droll to the maximum from tomorrow...sab duniya ke ladkiyon ka badla mein chun chun ke longe...don’t you worry...a big sacrifice to do my little bit for the womenkind;-)

Hmm...gym can be the focus of love, sex and dhoka...at every mauka;-)
Call Vikram Bhatt....call Ekta Kapoor...btw, are they both going to hook up too, to add some more spice?;-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Mady,
I tried having my own gym too...
Walk...still do...but the weight does not seem to walk away:/
Eat less...but can do so only during one meal in a day:/
Work out...all statistics why it is not working out:/
Climb stairs...I live on the first floor and that’s by default:/
Stretch...most of the time on the bed or lounge:/
Sleep....most of the night...:/
And do everything else also...:/

Hehe...just kidding...I go there to stay fit...lost hope on going skinny ever in this life time...I now advocate being full n fun instead;-)

Suruchi said...

Hellooooooooo Blunts...
Hehe...good you are confused...serves you right...
For keeping the world*read ME* confused about your real identity...hmphf...:/
*yiyee...yiyeee...phasaa;)*

Lizards waala mast example nahi hain...it’s pathetic to the core...watch them doing it once and you’d not be able to do it the same...:-)

And to tell you where eggjhactly is my gym...forward me your name and address and I’d send you a free membership for a year!
FREE...FREE...FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Abhi apply keejeye...mauka haath se na nikal jaaye...:-)

Mein khud dekhte nahi yaar...sab apne aap he dikh jaata hain:-(
And weight gaya tel lene...aise he theek hain....
Thoda matke...thoda jhatke...thoda gyming hatke;-)

Psst...how are the holidays home going?:-)

HaRy!! said...

yu just inspired me to write some gym blog :) loved the working out for women :)!...ya ya and i remember the 1kg dumbells lifting and showing off ppl... they exist all over the world :) cyu around

Am In Trance said...

Isiliye..
Khas Isiliye mein Gym Jaata hi nahin...!
Aakhir, "Kichad Mein Jaana Kyon, Aur Pair Dhona Kyon !!"
LOL !!

Hilarious Post.. You Are The Best..
:)

Suruchi said...

Hi Hary...
Wow...chalo mera is blogosphere mein aana...duniya mein aana safal ho gaya ;-)
Great to know that I inspired something...need to tell that to my husband...he seems to think I have stopped firing imaginations:-)

Now waiting for your take on that...I am sure Cartoonist would do it more justice:-)

Suruchi said...

Hello AIM...
Arre...is liye kya matlab...
This is just an example of heightened imagination n observation of the author...please let it not deter you from going out n experience things yourself:-)

Gyms are nice n fun...great stress busters and make you active for the rest of the day...
Ask me...I finally now get to join a regular gym after three decades of my life of wanting to do so...and I am loving it...:-)
I go there...no mingling...one hour of doing my thing so I can return back and eat what I like...

Thanks so much...the words “you are the best” made my day...
And yup...Happy birthday again Bishu...and all the very best always...
Oops but that would mean me....for you said I am the best and I just wished you the best....hehe...kidding:-)

Sakshi said...

Oh, NEW Template.. so starry... cute.

Sakshi said...

Gyms are no fun. DUHU, I joined one near my colony, and all I had were same people who I see everyday. Any way, I am not a very Gym person. I am a dance person.
And trust me, I can go on gossiping about my dance class... the two days I have to go, I look forward to it like a baby does to a lollypop. Suruchi, Western Dance classes are another world... with skimpy clothes... workouts, dancing and handsome instructors... yummm...
Ohkay, sorry, I like your gossip session... :P

Tanvi said...

Haha! This was such an interesting read :) I love gyms. I cannot workout on my own. People watching is so much fun there too...

rainboy said...

At least someone goes to gym for a workout ;D ...

I feel so restless whenever I miss my Gym.Just can't live through a day without it.

YOu were brutally honest .

take care
http://smellofearthafterrain.blogspot.com/

Miles Of Style said...

you are hilarious Suruchi! i lapped this entire post up as my weekly dose of girly gossip! all these characters sound straight out of my gym too...are you sure we haven't met before hehe =)

keep 'em coming sweetie!

xo ...Persis.

Mr Happy said...

i was about to post a blog on same subject :P but lazy me...

Ur gym enviornment is too gud :), wish hum bhi wahan hote :P....

in my GYM only one girl comes,and i go only to see her ;)

Suruchi said...

Hi Sakshi...
I would so wanna be a dance person too...wearing teeny weenie dresses and shaking away to glory with smooth moves...
But one look at myself in the mirror...and I restrict it to the dance floor of discs surrounded by a throng of people so that I get lost in a crowd...
Hehe...on a serious note...I love dancing too...
But my quaint little town provides little opportunities for the same n my busy little husband provides me with little time to join in as a partner...
So we balle balle n shake that thing whenever and in whatever way we desire...

So glad though that you are enjoying your classes...
Handsome instructors and sexy moves...
Move over my gym banter...
Your gossip sounds more interesting...
We want more:-)

P.S. Thanks for the template compliment...I have finally understood how to go beyond the 10 provided by blogspot.com...yiyee...yiyee:-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Tanvi...
One look at your super hot pic and anyone can say that you love your work outs...with me I have got to be careful before admitting to that for people might stare at me from head to toe wondering.... “arre...lagta to nahi hain!”:/

Thanks for dropping by:-)

Suruchi said...

Hellooooooooo Rainboy....
Psssstt...Would u please drop in some rain here too...it is getting awfully hot in here;-)

Yup...thank god at least someone does...and thank god that someone’s me;-)

I know no other way except being brutally honest:-)
Happy gyming!:-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Persis,
I wish I could say yup, we’ve met before...you’ve seen me in those glossy awesomely sexy pics that you put up on your blog looking like a million bucks...
But then shucks!
I don’t think so...
These gym buggers are universal nuts I suppose:-)

Though would love to meet u some day:-)
Take care...
Stay stylish...and rub it off on all of us too:-)
XOXO:-)

Suruchi said...

@Lincoln...
Awwww...only one girl comes?
And you go to see her!!!!
I now wonder what she goes there to see or do;-)

Koi na...don't be a lazy bone..
Write on it...then we'd compare notes;-)

Blunt Edges said...

holidays have long been over yaar...it was just one week...i actually wrote the holiday post after i came back.

aur btw iska kya matlab hua? "it’s pathetic to the core...watch them doing it once and you’d not be able to do it the same"

I DON'T WANNA DO IT WITH LIZARDS!!! :P

Cinderella said...

Su, I wonder hilarity finds its way to you or is it the other way around...i have no bloody idea, but either way this makes my day better!!!

LOL LOL LOL !

Mr Happy said...

i dont know the vice-cersa part :P but will check out today :),

aap hamare chokhat par to aate nahin fir hum kyun likhe :P

Dusk said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

You left me with tears of laughter!! Great observations ans so true in all gyms everywhere! Love your writing!!

Suruchi said...

Hi Ayu...
You must always do that one thing at least once which you always wanted to do but never could!
I guess you must be blessed with a fit body as in it so no need there...
If not a gyming, try walking.... great for stress busting and relaxing:-)

Thanks for appreciating the background...
I am trying so hard to keep up with the gorgeous ones you guys put up:-)

Suruchi said...

Hellowwwww Blunts...
Awww...holidays over:(
And just a week????????? *Awwww to the power of 100*
What do they do so much with you engineer guys...slog you to the hilt!
;-)

Hehe...I knew you’d boggle at that line...isse liye maara tha...
I know YOU DON’T WANNA DO IT WITH LIZARDS!*thank god for small mercies*

But then next time that you do do it...you’d remember the lizzys;-)
*Aur mat batao naam...will come up with more weird concoctions to blast your joys;-)*

Suruchi said...

Hiyya Cin
I am soooooooooo glad I make your day better...

I am also so hopeful that I continue to do the same...
Till death do us part...
*us bole to...me n hilarity...sounds almost gay-ish...but what the heck! ;)*

Suruchi said...

Oye hoe Lincoln...
Chokhat n all huh?
N I thought that I was the Drama Queen;-)
Check out n spill the beans:-)

mohit said...

hahahaha....... reeally great read, this !

you know, it doesn't really matter if you haven't lost any weight.... atleast we got to hear the fun parts of the gym !

believe me... if you look around, you'll find the silent ones, dedicated to their own bodies .....but that's not what the gym was made for, is it ? ;)

sulagna said...

i wish my gym was half as interesting a sthis...waise i have not yet joined it just waiting to see the Infy guys start coming soon,yeah its in my society so all the hot "kids" are workin out most of the times..

i wish i had someone haf as interesting as u to work out with
Booo hooo hooo :9 :(

Suruchi said...

Hi Dusk...
So much fun n pride to see beautiful people here like you...
Thank you so much for that peal of laughter...

I love your style quotient to the core...
I am so glad you found this worth a read...
See ya around:-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Mohit...
Wow...mere ache dost...
Mera bhala ho na ho...unka zaroor ho...:/
Just kidding...
I know...as long as I get my dose of something to smile about...I’d run that extra mile on the treadmill :-)

Actually I am also the silent one in the gym*yes, I know you are smiling abhi thinking what crap I am saying....Suruchi n silent...but sahi mein hoon yaar*
I go there...do my occasional ‘hello’ to whom I know n concentrate on my body...

Oho...that’s a sob story...
I’ll concentrate on other bodies too...maybe that would help lose weight;-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Su...
Arre my gym is not exciting either...
Ekdum drab hain...poor man’s gym...we flock there coz it’s comparatively cheaper than the rest on the city’s shelf...
Ab patle to hona nahi hain kisse bhi gym mein...might as well waste less money then;-)

And trust me you don’t want characters like these there...
They make you stop and stare for all the wrong reasons:-)

Wow...both of us working out together*in the gym of course*that would be sooooooooo much fun:-)
Don’t cry though baby...I am sure the hot guys/kids would at least provide a better view if nothing else:-)

Shayon said...

So, you too have gone in for a change, eh? Nice little starry template. Although I must admit, after a time, it gets a bit sore for the eye. Too many stars shining at the same time :-p

And well, I so envy you. Nah, not for your 'experiences' but rather for the fact you are a regular gymming person. I had joined a gym thrice in my life, never survived more than two weeks :-(

Suruchi said...

Hi Shayon...
I was thinking of the same...
And you had to put up with all those stars just once...
Every time I refreshed my page, I had a galaxy looking out at me:-(

So out it went and change of template...hope this is more pleasing:-)

Oh I love going to the gym...and now after three decades I get to join it for a year...I don't really lose weight...but I enjoy working out and the flexibility of my body here, gives me something to feel proud about it;-)

Shayon said...

@Su
lolz! first time i loaded the new template and i almost start to drool, because I thought the new background was of ice creams :-p But hell yeah, this one is very much soothing for the eyes. Btw, dont you think your header picture needs to be a bit wider? there's shocking pink peeking from behind it :-p

Suruchi said...

Hi Shayon...
I want to make my header picture smaller...but don't have a clue if how to do it..or how to be more creative about the headers...

Phew! I guess would have to put more of my head on that one!
Glad u like this!

Shayon said...

Humm... check out this image http://www.shayonpal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/suruchi-header.jpg and tell me if it looks fine for you. Or do you want the height to be lesser than that?

PS - I have included the name and tagline of your blog, in the image itself. So, do remember to switch off the display of your blog's name, in the settings page.

Cinderella said...

Doesnt sound gay-ish at all !
sounds totally made for each other hon!!

:D

Shreya said...

Love the way you write suruchi :)
... i have never been to gym and was wondering if i should to shed off a few extra kilos but i guess now I know why i shouldn't :)
Happy keeping my nose at my place and smelling myself :P
adios :)

Suruchi said...

Shayon..you are an absolute sweetheart..u created a header for my blog...*swoon,swoon*

Awwwww.....big hugs...n thank you...you are such a wonderful person to take out time like that to do something so selfless....

hellooooooooo...all people on this page...I have an awesome friend here:-)
*applaud...applaud*:-)

I am sooooooooooo glad you found me here:-)
Put up the header...looks perfect:-)

Suruchi said...

Okay Cin...
Then me n Hilarity are officially a couple now...digging each other big time now...
And just in case my G wants to join me...he would have to manage now with a threesome;-)

Suruchi said...

Hey Shriya...
Thank you:-)
But let me not deter you from joining the gym...it is also a whole lot of fun n a great stress buster...

But if you are already in good shape...I suggest walk instead...coz once if the body gets used to of the machines, then when you stop it backfires big time...

I hope that helped...
Thanks for reading...
See ya around:-)

Shayon said...

@Su
Whoa! Take a chill pill, girl :-) It didn't take me more than 10 minutes to get the header done. The image was already there. And yeah, it does seem very much 'in place', now. I am glad I could help you.
Btw, are you sure the height is fine? Or does it need to be a bit smaller? What do you think?

Suruchi said...

Shayon...
10 minutes...
10 millions...
10 rupees...
10 hours...
10 seconds...

The nouns don't count...
The feelings do:-)
I think it is perfect...:-)
The width could have been smaller...what say you?
Though I am doing my yippie dance itne mein he:-)

Teach me how to do that so I could so a sensible job myself:-)
Thanks again:-)

Tanvi said...

Suruchi,

Hahha! You are so funny! To hell with people, logon ki shakal pe thode hee likha hota hai that they are fit :)

Thank you for your lovely lovely comments on my blog. I woke up in the middle of the night and checked my mail and read your comment. Made me very happy! Thank You so much!!

Shayon said...

Hi,

Here's the updated image. http://www.shayonpal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/suruchi-header.jpg

Do let me know if this one looks better...or whether this one is a bit too short in height.

As for teaching you, yeah, I'd love to do that. In case you r on Skype, I can call you up and the share the screen, to tell you how to do it. Doesn't take more than 5-10 mins. Take my word for it ;-)

Prithwish....... said...

brilliantly written Suruchi...i simply adore your thoughts..they are so brutally honest..
Gyms..hmm..hmm..hmm...well, i will stick to this much for this :):):)
keep riting..i always look foreward to ur posts..

Suruchi said...

Hi Tanvi...
Awww...anytime yaar!
You deserved the praise...
I hope you stay happy and the happiness of the middle of the night materializes into happier things;-)

N I know, to hell with people...I am going to the heaven of good food, chocolates and being full-some n also sometimes so full of myself;-)

The best way to be:-)

Suruchi said...

Hello Shayon...
Updated again...
Anything coming for free looks better...
Then to top it...anything coming for free and done with so much consideration looks THE BEST!

Thank you again!
I would take your word for it for sure and even the wink after that;-)
But trouble is I am not on Skype...
Itne saare accounts...Facebook, Blogspot, Yahoo, Gmail...managing them is anyways taking half my day....anymore time on any more social networking n I can forsee my husband’s leg on my butt and me kicked out:/*not so dramatically of course;-)*

Stay fab as you are:-)
Thanks again...my blog page is gleaming n stylish now thanks to u:-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Prithwish...
Congratulations on the transfer...
Hope the U.S of A is treating u good...
Warna mera naam le lena...
Kuch major to hoga nahi usse...bas time pass ho jaayega till something worthwhile comes along;-)

Thank you for being so lavish with your praise and being a consistent follower...
N all the very best for greater glories ahead:-)

Jack said...

Suruchi,

After I controled my laughter, I started thinking how nice it would be to see it as a comedy movie. It will be a runaway success.

Take care

PS : Thanks for your support.

Suruchi said...

Jack,
Thank you...
It is overjoying to see you here...
Overjoying to know that you'd be still around:-)

Hmmm...movie idea to acha hain Uncle J...but then mera role mein he karonge n baaki sab ke roles ke liye top stars maangta;-)
N pls can I have a romantic angle there?:-)

Glad you smiled...stay smiling:-)
P.S.Always there...u just need to holler:-)

Shayon said...

@Su
It's alright, although I must tell you that Skype is an instant messenger, and not a social networking site ;-)

Anyway, any more help you need, just gimme a holler. Shall surely help you out if I am around.

And yeah, I do love the new look of your blog. Congrats again! :-)

Suruchi said...

Thanks Shayon
Thanks Shayon
Thanks Shayon...

1st one for the enlightment on Skype:-)
2nd one for giving me the rights to holler...I sure will:-)
3rd for liking the new look...yippieeeeeeee:-)

Tanvi said...

:o) ... Haha! I always joke that I am going to Hell! 'coz that's where the party will be ... but your heaven sounds cool too.

Again thanks for the comments on my new post. I thank my parents for everything I am but for my fitness I cannot thank them. This is something I have achieved all on my own. I was super fat until 6 years back. May be if you have time read this -

http://www.tanvii.com/2010/04/my-happily-ever-after.html

erer said...

Hey there! That's a long post girlie :) Came by your site blog hopping. That's a long post and I think I have to return to read and comment :) I like this place. You'll be seeing more of me :)

Take care!

erer said...

Okay I'm back. I had real fun reading this post. I was weighing my options to lose weight and joining a gym seemed a good option. Hehe but I think I should do it at home now :P :D

A hilarious write-up!

Suruchi said...

Wow Tanvi...
I just read the write up...
Great job:-)
Walking I've been doing since years...now though I am inspired to increase the intensity...

And 20 kgs is a whole lot!!!!!!!!!
Hats off to u...
Stay gorgeous...
Stay inspiring...
Pleeeeeeeeeease stay around so that the dedication rubs off here too:-)

Hugssssss:-)

Suruchi said...

Hi Warm sunshine...
Is it you that makes the comment section here shine brighter?:-)

Please do join the gym...it is super fun there to work out and see the pearls of sweat slide down your body...
N everyone's not as duh as me to not see results...
I just can't shut my mouth...in talking or for chocolates n hence my tragedy...:/

U might be able to do better:-)
Thanks for returning...
Hope to see you more often:-)

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